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[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 79 points 2 years ago (8 children)

We all know that’s mold, right?

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 110 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No, it's the christmas spirit

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over, just like the surface of them strawberries.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You mean eating the strawberries makes you feel that way?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

These in particular, it's that warm and fuzzy feeling you get before you projectile vomit everywhere. Didn't say it was necessarily a good thing, unless that's your bag.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Makes you feel all tingly inside

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] marmotworks@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 years ago

Tiny lil zz tops

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Your mom was mold last night. Twice.

Yes I know that doesn't make any sense, shaddap! 😖😄

[–] byroon@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Can any of us really be said to know anything? Descartes said "I think, therefore I am". In this essay I will...

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

THERE'S MOLD GROWING ON SANTAS FACE???

[–] hunter2@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Most of us.

[–] static_dragon@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 years ago

So is blue cheese

[–] nodsocket@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No there is actually a real type of strawberry that looks like this

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago

They’re all yours, bud!

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 2 years ago

Moldy memes with christmas themes

[–] byroon@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Taste like strawberry, texture like candy floss. Put em in ur mouth

Best of both worlds

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Curious how the 🍓s retained their rigid conical form when they should've been mushy slimy goop at this point

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago

They look like they weren't quite ripe when put in the container. Probably contributed a bit to the longevity.

[–] atrielienz@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

Strawberry is one of my favorites and you're ruining it. Jesus. I will know no peace.

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 years ago

Those are some chad/stacy looking molds tho. Did they gymaxx?

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Little Santas, sure.

Mall Santas, based on the smell.

[–] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is why you never want to eat strawberries after day 3

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

*until after

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

I love when they do this ^^

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Washing your fruits should make them last longer

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago

It's to die for!

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

They look like little blushing porcupines!