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[–] SmackemWittadic@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can snake sex be called snex?

[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Boo backwards colors! (I would be too lazy to fix it too, but that won’t stop me from being mindlessly tribal here!)

[–] darkreader2636@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

You changed this setting in Voyager and forgot about it lol.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

I once wrote in the sex Ed annonymous question box how snakes have sex and the teacher got pissed and threw it away like it was a prank.

I really wanted to know :(

Now I do! Kinda! I know it looks cooler than mamals mating at least

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A dingo ate my baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo. While watching mommy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo daddy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo mommy snake doo doo doo doo doo doo daddy snake make baby snakes doo doo doo doo doo doo baby snakes doo doo doo doo doo doo.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 8 points 3 days ago

So the shark walks up to the dingo stand, and says to the dog running the stand, dum dum dum, got any snakes?

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 47 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yes, but no. The correct symbol would be this one:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rod_of_Asclepius

But someone fucked up a hundred years ago and now we're here.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Did they fuck up or fuck it up?

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The modern use of the caduceus as a symbol of medicine became established in the United States in the late 19th and early 20th century as a result of well-documented mistakes and misunderstandings of symbology and classical culture. Critics of this practice say that the correct symbol for medicine is the Rod of Asclepius, which has only one snake and no wings.

[–] DrMartinu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Man, why's it feel like next your going to tell me the green cross badge my brother got in boyscouts wasn't for smoking weed

No, that one is valid. I'll light one for her.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

wow!

very interesting, never noticed they were two different symbols

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 5 points 3 days ago

+1 for arcane knowledge!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

son, it's time we talk

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a description of an artwork in Rimworld.

[–] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Obviously AI.

Not a spider in sight.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Who do you think took the picture?

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

There are hundreds, you just can't see them.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Dinner and a show! This beach has it all!"

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Better than the Treasure Island show in Vegas

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

That shark is a cake, I can tell from here.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

Shouldn't your life be in danger? Like you just got bitten by a poisonous spider while you saw all of this.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

I read that and wondered how a dingo would host a dinner with a shark and apparently I need a nap. (Obligatory "thanks, English".)

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

We’re here for the fuckin’ snakes, not fuckin’ spiders.