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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

TBF it took awhile to work out vacuum chamber technology, and some people did throw some spherical stuff off the tower of pisa at one point.

[–] WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca 75 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I am most certainly not a science whiz but it's so goddamn funny to see this whole comment section full of people just... explaning and correcting each other poorly with varying degrees of correctness. Just like 50 half-true and misremembered tidbits from everyone's intro to high school physics class, blindly seeking targets in space. I promise you guys, there's a very straight answer to this like two or three clicks away, written more clearly and succinctly than anyone here is managing to do.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Don't tell them that. You're contaminating my petri dish. ;)

[–] SorryQuick@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Lemmy (or most social media) in a nutshell.

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I have noticed there is a bit of a more "anti intellectual" bent on Lemmy compared to Reddit. Like there is a lot of stupidity on reddit but usually someone comes in with actual knowledge. On Lemmy I just see people arguing in circles with each other with nobody ever actually looking anything up.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IMO, it's okay to have casual conversations without being an expert or researching every post. Redditors' habit of fact-checking everything is honestly tiring. Conversation has other purposes besides education. I think many people are looking more for human interaction than for correct facts.

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Right but conversations about science where all parties are wrong and nobody is willing to actually look shit up are completely pointless. It's the exact same problem that caused the situation in the OP in the first place.

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[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 12 points 1 day ago
[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 day ago

These days, everything seems to be made out shit & piss.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To be fair to Archimedes, heavy objects do usually fall faster than light ones*, and to be fair to Newton, stuff coming towards you usually has a higher relative velocity than things going away from you.+

*You need your objects to be weigh a lot relative to their air resistance to notice otherwise.

+You need some pretty ambitious equipment to detect that electromagnetic radiation such as light does not follow this pattern.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

If you like novels I highly recommend Galileo's Dream by Kim Stanley Robinson. It has a moment where Galileo realizes you could "weigh" time, in his experiments with objects rolling down an inclined plane.

[–] fullsquare@awful.systems 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Aristotle said so much dumb shit, like he said that women have less teeth and never bothered to check

[–] missingno@fedia.io 97 points 2 days ago (6 children)

When accounting for air resistance, heavy objects do fall faster than light ones. They couldn't test in a vacuum back then, they only knew how things work here in Earth's atmosphere.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 49 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A similar size chunk of iron and coal would have done the experiment just fine. Any two objects of the same shape and size but significantly different densities.

[–] missingno@fedia.io 55 points 2 days ago (22 children)

If two objects have the same size and shape, the force applied by air resistance will be the same. However, if two objects have different mass, that same force will result in different acceleration.

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[–] DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Rosencrantz: [holds up a feather and a wooden ball] Look at this. You would think this would fall faster than this.
[drops them. ball hits the ground first]
...and you would be absolutely right.

~ Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

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[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (7 children)
[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

https://www.usgs.gov/water-science-school/science/how-much-does-a-cloud-weigh

Doing the math: 1,000,000,000 x 0.5 = 500,000,000 grams of water droplets in our cloud. That is about 500,000 kilograms or 1.1 million pounds (about 551 tons). But, that "heavy" cloud is floating over your head because the air below it is even heavier— the lesser density of the cloud allows it to float on the dryer and more-dense air.

Planes, helicopters- lots heavy stuff not falling faster than lighter ones

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Depends on whether or not you count in air resistance. I was just making a shitpost

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Interesting way to admit you were wrong

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[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

The thing that always gets me about the Renaissance is Galileo:

He did those experiments with things falling down? Measuring speed?

Yeah. Without a clock.

The theory for how to build those came later, based on what Galileo did.

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Clocks existed then though. The oldest clocktower in Europe that still exists was built over 100 years before Galileo was born, and time measurement existed longer than that. You can measure time fairly accurately with water clocks which had been known for thousands of years before Galileo. Not having "modern" pendulum clocks yet doesn't mean that they didn't have any way to measure time. Even without water clocks you can get decently reliable measurements of time with rhythmic chants (think how today we might say "one Mississippi, two Mississippi, etc.). Early alchemical recipes often include time measurements in chanting a specific prayer or passage a certain number of times during a specific step. Sure you're not going to get milisecond level accuracy this way but you don't really need that for a lot of things. Hero of Alexandria built mechanical automata 1500 years before Galileo using pulleys and weights as timers. Time measurement not only existed before pendulum clocks, it was pretty decent.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 41 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Man, being a cop must have sucked before they invented time.

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?

Lord: No, do you?

Officer grumbles: you're free to go.

Carriage pulls away

Officer ClocknTime: For now, for now.

Alright, I'm stealing this one for a Pathfinder session

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

Couldn't even measure it in Mississippis because they hadn't discovered it yet.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

What if a planet that is Earth-sized falls down on Earth from let's say 5-10 meters though?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

Do not pass go. Do not collect ~~M~~200

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

A thing that size would have initial velocity to begin with,

But acceleration does not depend on mass, (which is kinda weird from an earthling's perspective), which Einstein formalized in an amazingly powerful theory called General Relativity

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It would fall at 2g, because two Earth-sized masses attract each other in that case. With smaller objects it's just 1g, because the mass of, let's say, a nice cup of tea is negligible compared to the mass of Earth.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Everything is made all of those in combinations and varied quantities at the molecular level

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago (17 children)

With same gravity constance everything fall down at the same speed, but only in a vacuum. In an atmosphere there count the air resistance of an object, even if they are made of the same material and weight, an iron sphere of 1 kg fall faster than a iron sheet of 1 kg.

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

That's why Gallileo's balls were so special.

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