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[–] LdyMeow@sh.itjust.works 116 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Hey, how about this: leave service workers alone you sick fucks. The baristas, wait staff, cooks, chefs, bussers, janitors and everyone else at work is just trying to do their jobs. Be polite, don’t pull stupid fucking stunts, buy your stupid coffee and fuck off.

Also, quit gargling fascist balls.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago

leave service workers alone you sick fucks

The tale as old as time.

[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] apenstaartje@lemmy.cafe 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Clearly they should start asking for ID

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children!!!!"

[–] Hector@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Prez does, that is his big problem, he cared a little too deeply for the children...

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 days ago

I wouldn't say he has a "big problem". From what I hear, it's pretty tiny.

[–] InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Clearly, that means I can order my Trump Epstein frappé too, right?

Trump PD File.

[–] frongt@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Aren't coffee shops already known for screwing up people's names, especially intentionally? Just say "okay" and put in "Karla Churk" or some shit.

[–] shasho@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

And don't they usually just use the first name? Like, okay, your name is Charlie. Next?

[–] muxika@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I guess they can make my coffee order out to "Epstein Files." Such a petty bullshit thing to do to cause trouble.

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My new name is Charlie Kirks Neckhole. I expect the same amount of deference.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] waldo_was_here@piefed.social 1 points 3 days ago

Charlie cock

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 15 points 4 days ago

They can write it, but it will come with a hole in the cup.

[–] febra@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

What a boring future we live in. The working class being distracted by petty disputes like these, mourning fucking podcasters, when the need to organize against the capitalist class is greater than ever.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Who the fuck still goes to Starbucks?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

People who want to absolutely fucking destroy a bathroom.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] black0ut@pawb.social 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Starbucks coffee isn't coffee, it's sweetened sugar with extra sugar.

Sincerely: a coffee addict.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

This is why I get a lollipop in a cup when I go twice a year.

If I'm getting candy in a cup by fuck I'm getting the best candy in a cup I can.

[–] Hector@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Milk and sugar delivery system.

Which I can do myself for a fraction of the cost, whole milk and brown sugar and coffee. If I want anyway I drink coffee black. And tea, almost always.

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

Who really enjoy overroasted and boiled coffee.

[–] MisterCurtis@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

I have a tall warm milk for uh... Charlie Cuck

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

They really don't like it when their religious figures don't feature prominently on starbucks cups.

[–] blueworld@piefed.world 6 points 4 days ago

Replace it with Melissa Hortman or John Hoffman.

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

That's bleak, but do they realise the coffee cup already has a hole and a habbit to spill in the least comfortable moment? I already did a crude kirky spray cap meme, and that's very close to it.

[–] alleycat@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago

Seems like they're asking for the Tyler Durden "refinement".

(Image below) Bring-your-red-marker-to-work-day is every day. Printable labels and sharp scissors help to complete the effect.