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[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 26 points 5 days ago

You don't tear out an architectural feature like that. You make it a focal point.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 61 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Everyone talking about Christmas trees but that's obviously where you put the cheap-ass "Venus de Milo" replica to go with your Mac mansion.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

is a mac mansion a mcmansion styled like the imac g3 because if so i am in

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No no, it's the Scottish version.

Dang, I was hoping for a mansion filled w/ mac and cheese.

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Make Justin Long stand in the Mac Mansion while John Hodgeman stands outside the Public Community housing.

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 days ago

I'd go with this

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago

Ya know, that was what I had in my head too, but I couldn't describe it properly like you did.

that was literally made for a big family that likes taking pictures around the christmas tree like in the movies

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Elaborate throne spot if ever i saw one

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Halloween skeleton in a chair.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pretty much the perfect spot for any and all holiday decorations

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm imagining an easter party:

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] bran_buckler@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I know with 100% certainty a cat would jump from the second story and knock a cat tree right the hell over

[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 7 points 6 days ago

I have a 9 foot cat tower that is tensioned into place against the ceiling. My 14 pound cat flies on and off it like the floor is lava, and it hasn't budged yet

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

With tall cat trees; if it's not in a corner you've gotta anchor it down. Some even come with brackets to screw them to the wall.

[–] viscacha@feddit.org 11 points 5 days ago

One ginormous cannabis tree!

[–] toast@retrolemmy.com 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Call a plumber. Install a toilet or, if there's space, a claw-footed tub with the whole over-head bath curtain around it. Embrace the awkward

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I vote a functioning toilet. Completely visible, no curtains.

Pooping eye contact with your guests on Thanksgiving is a real power move

[–] grue@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shouldn't have been raised above the rest of the floor. Now you've got to use a relatively skinny tree and you can't put a train or tree skirt around it.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Put the tree relatively far forward, cover the step with a nice skirt, then put your train along the front edge of the step with smaller presents below it and larger ones behind it.

The step makes the tree and the pile of stuff under look bigger than they are and makes a nice raised platform for the train to run along.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Okay, I did the math (or rather, found an online calculator to do the math for me) and, assuming a tread depth of 10" and therefore a platform radius of 60", you could fit a 48" diameter train track on it. Not great, not terrible for O-scale, but barely big enough for the most cramped G-scale circle (which might've otherwise been preferred to stay in proportion with a tall tree in the high-ceilinged room).

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago

This guy’s mom took tylenol while pregnant.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

A bow front fish tank would go so nice there

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 5 days ago

An altar to the elder gods.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Punching bag hanging from the ceiling.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Better yet, hanging from the floor

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Life-sized LEGO Christmas tree

[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Stormtrooper

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 5 days ago
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