Face is too large
this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2025
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double chin is too small as well.
This shitpost was generated using AI
Lemmy:
Explains why the face is too big. A human would have portrayed it more accurately.
Well, at least you’re calling it out. Neither up nor down for me then.
AI slop is the proper way of honoring this fuckstick.
burning down a tree isn't the way to go
biofuel is rarely used for powering datacenters
if you think that you dont understand how bad ai usage actually is. ai hurts everyone.
anyone would have made the face smaller. would have been better
You got 10 fingers. Hit em both
Literally me right now.
Finally a good use of ai
My girlfriend had a heavy flow period yesterday. That much blood hasn't gushed from a pussy since Charlie kirk was shot
Yeah but I’m not shoving my face in Charlie’s neck.
Why not? Get the right mouthpiece and play him like a tuba
smile needs more gums 
Bro is a Meatcanyon caricature
We need to implement stronger gum control
Damn! Put a content warning on that shit. Scary giant gums ahead.
It also needs a conical upper jaw, such that the axis of each tooth is pointed at the center of his chin rather than straight down.
He's like 80 percent gum
Also 2-3 % lead now.
Fair but it's rapidly decreasing
He died as he lived, dismissing gun violence and lying about trans people. 😔
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Face is too proportionate to the head.
Pretty accurate except the head isn't big enough 😛
What I cannot get about this arguement is that it's entirely circular.
We cannot implement gun law because implementing gun law would violate the existing law. Yeah, that's called changing the law. Republicans do it all the time. Often to someone's detriment.
Face too big
Will nobody mention the wrong placement of the checks notes stigmata?
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💀 I Loled at this so hard, the FBI spy van outside heard it.
The spout should be off to the right. Otherwise, it’s a great monument to a ventilated meat stick.
I said it before and I will say it again here: that face is too big!
The smile isn't creepy enough.
The face needs to be smaller on the head
I would like to piss on his face but I'm afraid people wanna drink water from a fountain 😢
And lovely as my piss is, I dont think people who aren't expecting piss would enjoy it.
Eh, only people who want anything to do with the water are his fans. Everyone else is gonna piss in it.
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