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[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

This looks like a fascist Chris Farley

[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

how dare you.

It looks like Andy Richter.

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 points 22 hours ago

That is very accurate, just like the shooter. I must concede: you are correct

Free Luigi

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 329 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

This shitpost was generated using AI Lemmy:

[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Explains why the face is too big. A human would have portrayed it more accurately.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago

Well, at least you’re calling it out. Neither up nor down for me then.

[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 69 points 2 days ago (2 children)

AI slop is the proper way of honoring this fuckstick.

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

burning down a tree isn't the way to go

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 23 points 2 days ago

Literally me right now.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

You got 10 fingers. Hit em both

anyone would have made the face smaller. would have been better

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

double chin is too small as well.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 140 points 2 days ago (3 children)

He died as he lived, dismissing gun violence and lying about trans people. 😔

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Sometimes, just sometimes - extremely rarely, ALMOST never - certain gun deaths are indeed ”worth it” as Charlie Kirk said

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know if I'd classify any gun death as "worth it" in the manner of necessary to secure the "right" to bear arms. "Welcome" on the other hand...

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

Well said good sir / m’am / other

I was thinking of Bill Burr’s ”sometimes systemic racism just works” bit about Kanye West when I wrote my comment

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[–] jmsy@lemmy.world 106 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My girlfriend had a heavy flow period yesterday. That much blood hasn't gushed from a pussy since Charlie kirk was shot

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah but I’m not shoving my face in Charlie’s neck.

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[–] aggronvation@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bro is a Meatcanyon caricature

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 2 points 23 hours ago

That is so accurate it hurts!

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

We need to implement stronger gum control

Damn! Put a content warning on that shit. Scary giant gums ahead.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Also 2-3 % lead now.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

Fair but it's rapidly decreasing

[–] Zink@programming.dev 9 points 2 days ago

It also needs a conical upper jaw, such that the axis of each tooth is pointed at the center of his chin rather than straight down.

[–] baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (10 children)
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[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago

Finally a good use of ai

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How disrespectful!

The hole was on the sides, not the front.

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[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 30 points 2 days ago

Face is too proportionate to the head.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What I cannot get about this arguement is that it's entirely circular.

We cannot implement gun law because implementing gun law would violate the existing law. Yeah, that's called changing the law. Republicans do it all the time. Often to someone's detriment.

[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 days ago

The spout should be off to the right. Otherwise, it’s a great monument to a ventilated meat stick.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

💀 I Loled at this so hard, the FBI spy van outside heard it.

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