Which kinda mean downloading Disney movie and series isn't bad, because i didn't take it from them, i merely copy from the internet and their stuff is still there, and ~~seed~~ share the thing i like.
I AM a good pirate.
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Okay but... He wasn't a good pirate.
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Honestly, this is potentially among the top five best film dialog moments of the past thirty years.
In a world without global connectivity think how much this would mean? Mean he was probably harassing the British so maybe not as much as it could...
They know exactly what they're talking about.
They're LYING!
They're lying to children. Your children. For their own gain.
A good pirate doesn't steal other peoples stuff! They simply take a copy. Yarr.
99 copies of a movie on the wall, 99 copies of that movie. Take one down, pass it around, still 99 copies of that movie on the wall
9999 copies of that movie by my count, matey!
I dunno, if you take a copy for some reason there’s now 100 copies of that movie on the wall.
We’re hurting the economy by NOT making free copies of valuable content.
I like the way you think
As someone outside America's (and upper-class England's) sphere of education extortion, those who pirate and distribute textbooks are true gods - we get to learn for free for fifteen years, so should everyone.
Well shiver me timbers matey!
For Disney a good pirate is just aesthetics they can make money off of.
They understand perfectly. This is called propaganda. They are trying to brainwash kids into not being good pirates.
how bout i take a propa ganda at them honkers
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Here we see a fake Disney pirate confront a real Disney pirate...
You wouldn't download a pirate ship.
To hell with that, I'd download two.
And seed three.
I just want to point out that Dick Fiasco is the best stripper name ever
I don’t know about that. It sounds like they would be a total disaster on stage.
Hmm, that could actually be entertaining. I’m in.
Neither the ship of Theseus
I would never! Just the spar. And later, the mainsail. After that the keel, and maybe the deck and gunwales. Then perhaps the poop deck and the rudder, later the helm...
The mast he can keep. For a while. Well, a mast.
Those are the worst pirates I've ever heard of.
Ah, but you have heard of them!
I have no idea who they are.
Jake and the Neverland Pirates. Part of the Peter Pan ~~cash cow~~ extended universe, I guess
This is a brilliant joke, regardless of whether it was intentional.
Well "true good pirates". However I am somewhere between "chaotic good" and "chaotic neutral".
"Even Batman listens to his parents"
In fairness, the Straw hats basically operate on the same principal.
They take people's shit all the time.
They do? I'm only at then recently arriving to fishman island but I only remember them being given stuff or accidentally ending up with stuff so far. They were given the gold in skypia and the ghost girl is the one who loaded their ship with gold in thriller bark.