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[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 15 hours ago

Which series was this? Asking for a friend.

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

reminds me when I was in fifth or six grade and two girls a grade or two older than me would constantly find me in the hallways between classes, corner me, and either start hitting on me, or say flirty shit about me to each other just loud enough for me to hear but quiet enough that it left me wondering if they were doing it intentionally.

I didn't like it and I wanted it to stop, but I remember feeling really conflicted about wanting to do anything about it because it was also kinda validating at the same time, and I was definitely a weird kid that needed validation at the time. Honestly can't remember too much more about it, genuinely not sure if I spoke up or not at this point.

But to this day if I hear some people speaking to each other in hushed tones and giggling and shit, it can still bring me back to that feeling of not being sure if some other people are talking about and laughing at me.

[–] starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I wonder if this is a common experience because I've had basically the exact same thing happen to me. It's like it feels inauthentic but also they're saying nice stuff that no one ever does so I don't really want to tell them to stop...

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 1 points 8 hours ago

That's what makes it so fucked up, like we were really eager to feel validated that we let it come from insincere, weaponized places, and that's kinda the point of it

[–] Axolotl_cpp@lemmy.ml 4 points 20 hours ago

Guys remember: don't flirt like those girls otherwise you will give them scars

[–] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

What would I even SAY to goth baddies?

"Hey do you like tabletop? I do, I like playing Barbarians because it makes me feel strong"

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

This was kind of me in early high school. There was this badass goth chick who, looking back, was very likely "flirting" with me quite a bit. Admittedly, I had my own absurd style that definitely had shades of goth too.

I recall she bit my arm so hard she drew blood... on more than one occasion. I absolutely had a thing for her so I didn't mind. She was a grade or two older and had a boyfriend who was either from another town, dropped out, or already graduated. I'd never met or seen him though. Me and her did hang out a few times in random secluded places after school or during down time but nothing romantic ever happened - just talking.

Looking back on it as a more mature adult, and vaguely recalling her stories, I am pretty sure she had a fucked up childhood and home life. I wouldn't be surprised if the boyfriend situation was more fucked up than I realized.

Shortly after graduating high school, I met some people who actually knew the guy (he had allegedly been their dealer a few years prior lol) and apparently I looked a lot like him, only I was a few inches taller and less skinny. The number of times I was mistaken for him was crazy. I guess she had a type? I hope she's doing ok.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They fear the pegging. Cowards

Totally his loss.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Because girls have cooties. Didn't you know this???

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I like cooties ;)

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

NGL I've had to fight off some thirsty ladies before, it's disgusting when they just can't take a hint.

[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 257 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Being sexually harassed by two people who refuse to respect boundaries while peers, friends, and school administrators look on and laugh was the "comically terrible" situation in 2006. Given the content of this meme, nothing has changed; which, in itself, is a sad statement about our society.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the double standard with teacher sexual abuse. Male teacher abuses student, pedophile. Female teacher abuses student, "wish I was him" (unless she was deemed ugly, and even then).

Things don't change much, although it doesn't help when people forget men can be victimized, too.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Reminds me of the double standard with teacher sexual abuse. Male teacher abuses student, pedophile. Female teacher abuses student, “wish I was him”

That was a transition from the 70s/80s to the 90s/00s. Sexy teenage girl desperate to hook up with the handsome clueless professor was a chronic trope of GenX media. Then social mores changed and the male teacher became an insidious predator, rather than a clueless schmuck. But we still wanted to tell the old story, so it was time for the sexy teenage boy to be Hot For Teacher instead.

The morality play in both instances teaches us that chastity is a form of maturity and responsibility, while horniness is comic relief. But neither really lay out the idea of consent or the bureaucratic power of a teacher over a student. Everything is played up for drama or for laughs. A parent's concern is merely a trope to be inserted to advance the story. Scandal is about raising tension, not defining proper behavior. The taboo exists to be broken in order to titillate the audience.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

And the equally terrible victims blaming for teens; "girl must have been asking for it, what a slut" vs "bOyS cAnT bE rApEd because they enjoy it, good for him"

[–] Mubelotix@jlai.lu 93 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I felt something against your comment until I eventually realized you were right

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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That Bieber cut was the broccoli top of its day.

[–] s@piefed.world 62 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bieber hair is so default man that it was the second hair piece Lego ever made, back in 1979. Back then, it was called Beatles hair.

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[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man this hits different when you know what Drake was going through at that time

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago (7 children)

For those who don't... care to enlighten us?

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 74 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Drake was a victim of sexual assault by his acting coach during his time at Nickelodeon. Dan Schneider was also the creator and producer of the show. There’s a Netflix documentary on how bad things got.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Didnt he go on to groom young girls though? I remember he plead guilty to it like 5ish years ago. Not saying his experience was nullified by this but i think the greater context is important too.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (14 children)

Abusers often are "paying forward" abuse they suffered.

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[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (5 children)

As someone who lived through 2006, I can assure you I would have enjoyed being in this situation then just as much as I would now, possibly more.

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[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Sign me up.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 46 points 2 days ago (10 children)

As a teenager I would've been so shy and irritated by that sort of scenario. As a grown man now with much more confidence and life experience, I'd straight up ask them if they wanted to bang.

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