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When I forget my bluetooth is connected to something else in another room. Where is the volume? Then I panic.

non consensual scenarios. i know it's all acting, but it's a turnoff for me, and kind of disturbs me that people get off on rape fantasies

Ameteur porn: shitty camera angles and shaky cam.

Professional: Fakeness everywhere.

I don't watch porn anymore, wasn't much on it anyway, because I watched a video of a woman on Reddit whose husband constantly set up multiple gang bangs for her, which she claimed to love and posted photos and videos of, but I realized when I played on how detached and disconnected she looked from the whole process, and that likely she was being largely forced into it by her husband. At one point she moved the wrong way and the guy who was basically using her slid out, and she just said "oh sorry" as if she had accidentally stepped on his toe. It was just depressing.

Censorship, mosaics, black bars. That kinda thing, it's ridiculous, achieves nothing.

moaning, degradation, eye contact

Choking on cock

Excessive "oh yeah" 'ing, like it's better to be quiet than make fake ass noises to play it up.

Excessive choking

When the guy keeps fucking the uglier of the two girls and the pretty one is just kinda sitting there.

When the girl doesn't even get full naked. You've been fucking for almost an hour, why is your top still on? I wanna see your tiddies already!

No story or talking or setup at all.

When a girl is keening/moaning for no reason. She's not being touched, or anything, yet she's super loud. Breaks the willing suspense of disbelief.

Censoring.

Most other things I dislike can be removed via clipping or cropping

When a pov cuts to a shot showing both of them on screen, I'm not trying to Astral project mid wank.

Reading through this thread, I realize if everyone one here got there way porn would not exist at all, lol.

I really don't mind much to the point of not wanting it to exist. The stuff I wouldn't want to see i just don't watch that type of porn.

I guess if I had to pick one thing, it would be most professional mainstream porn where fake tits are the norm and, for some reason, they always were the worst over the top outfits. It definitely has gotten better since, say, the 90s, but it still exists. Gimme no makeup, natural, and her wearing everyday normal clothes any day.

Cocks. I don't like to see them.

Anything that plays at being gross. Like ass eating. Talking about family members. Like this girl really doesn't want to mess with her father or her brother, but Game of Thrones was huge so everyone wants to play into it. Kills the mood instantly. Just not into it. Even if it's two chicks, if they're pretending to be sisters or mother/daughter, it just kills it. Most people aren't into that for real, but "I wouldn't want to bang my sister but I want to watch you bang yours... to me it's the same.

Anything that plays at it being an ad. Teasing. Reference to commercial sites. "Only Fans." Back in the day, we kind of had a renaissance. Anyone with a camera could upload. Yeah occasionally you got teenagers doing dumb shit and if you suspected it, you didn't look at that. But a lot of college age couples were just having fun, fooling around, good times. A lot of those videos aren't in anything close to HD though, but are still worth watching from time to time.

Audio that doesn't match video.

usually, cumming

british accents.