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[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

Studying for 65 years under a shaolin monk who has a secret technique for performing fine motor skills while under general anesthetic is the missing step 2.5.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 34 points 11 months ago

Everyone's just looking past step 2? Call emergency services and then create a sterile field ... by putting on a mask and gloves. I want a mask and glove that creates a sterile field just by putting them on.

The whole set of steps is rife with ridiculous.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mask and Gloves of Sterility
wondrous item, rare

While wearing this set of items, you create a 10-foot radius of sterility. The area suppresses disease and halves necrotic damage dealt within its radius.

[-] waspentalive@lemmy.one 5 points 11 months ago

Like any step after you have fallen asleep.

[-] Motorheadbanger@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

You're supposed to walk around with your appendix sticking out? I guess that prevents complications if it ruptures

[-] fraydabson@sopuli.xyz 6 points 11 months ago

Hey I read about some new device that lets you put work hours in from your sleep! So doing this doesn’t seem far off.

[-] archomrade@midwest.social 4 points 11 months ago

Off to go conduct my own appendectomy, wish me luck

[-] gornius@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of that one episode on House M.D. where he performed an operation on himself in the bathroom.

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