I love the implication. "Well I am a pretty inattentive parent so I guess it's possible she's doing all these drugs, maybe I've not been paying attention to all of the very obvious signs".
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school drug test???
Can't have students bringing in their guns while on drugs. Think how dangerous that'd be!
Yeah their aim would be all fucked up
I studied really hard for mine but still failed.
FUCKING ROCK STAR!
So what instrument do you play? Please say drums.
Mostly piano. Used to play in an orchestra at school but that was ooooooooooooooooh so long ago (back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, relatively speaking).
And due to a surgery mishap (which is not as bad as it sounds now that I say it like that) I don't play piano as often as I used to.
That's a never forgive situation... And why are they drug testing kids at school?
From another comment: Pinnacle is a school for troubled teens that does drug testing.
For other scenarios: Some states require students to go through drug testing or might have mandatory random drug testing requirements to play sports. When I wrestled in high school we were drug tested once at the start of the season, then we were also hydration tested to make sure we weren’t cutting weight severely.
I'd forgive, but I'd never let them forget it.
Yeah this is something I would bring up at every formal occasion. Birthdays, Weddings, Eulogies.
You would also be a good defence if you ever did want to start doing drugs, mother we've been through this before.
Honestly if you did all those drugs together and had no apparent side effects I would consider it a superpower.
You could just do a tiny amount of each. Enough to fail the test, but not enough to actually get high.
Wouldn't the coke have to have been taken in the last few hours for a small amount to even show up? I would have thought meth was the same. Basically micro dosing every drug on the bus ride to school lol
people who do this probably won't smoke pot but have a cannabis scented air freshener for their car
Then I would be even more disappointed.
And that would be a useful strategy for what?
You would think drug education would teach people about drugs so they wouldn't make mistakes like this. Instead they teach it so people make mistakes exactly like this.
Personally, the anti drug campaign that I had in elementary school made me more curious about drugs than anything else.
Though, knowing what I now know about the war on drugs, that could have been deliberate.
I was always promised in school that drug dealers were going to give me free drugs. I was assured that this would happen.
Never bloody happened. Liars.
It's not like the D.A.R.E. guy was high when he came to our school or anything... High on pure Colombian life I guess.
My school must have really had to stretch for their "bad example" because it was an alcoholic whose horror story was having to ride the bus to boot camp with a nasty hangover, including puking out the window, and how loud the gunshots were at the shooting range. Sure, it didn't sound fun, but it also didn't sound that bad to feel sick for a bit and his real problem was signing up for the military (which tbf might have also happened when he was drunk and might have been the point of the story that went over my young head). Hangovers mostly sound bad to people who have experienced hangovers before.
If you've ever had a migraine then a hangover is nothing. No hangover can ever be bad enough that thinking your own name hurts.
When I was a kid, I had a relative with a big booth at the NY State Fair, so we hung out at the fair a lot, and explored every inch of it.
One of the most fascinating things for me was the State Troopers' display of drugs. They were all lined up on a board, behind glass, labeled so I could identify them accurately. There was even a joint, and I wondered if it was real. I would check it out often, and every year I'd come back to examine it.
As an adult, I realized that it had the exact opposite effect it was supposed to have. It only made the drugs look more enticing.
~~high-functioning~~ god-level functioning drug user
The drugs are there to restraint them but once every 12 episodes they throw away the drugs and reveal their full dexterity.
Like a Dragon Ballz character.
For those asking what kind of school does drug testing, The Pinnacle Schools in Huntsville, AL are one of those “troubled teen” schools that usually get shut down for abuse. No website for the place that I’ve found, but there’s this PDF: https://media.al.com/breaking/other/The%20Pinnacle%20Schools.pdf
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Your country is in dire straights when schools are doing mandatory drug testing of their students.
The US does basically no regulation on “troubled teen” schools. Parents can sign a contract with a school which allows staff to physically assault their kids. There is no recourse. (Fun story - trying to get the state to address sexual abuse at one of these schools can net you a restraining order 😊)
A parent can sign a paper voiding the rights for their child?
Parents can sign a contract with a school which allows staff to physically assault their kids.
How can this be legal, even with a paper with a name on it?
Children in the US are basically the property of their parents.
Parents can deny their children an education (essentially unsupervised homeschool is entirely legal in many states), refuse to vaccinate, refuse medical treatment, etc.
Closest we had in public school in Kentucky was a form sent home at the beginning of each year that your parents would sign, stating whether or not the school was allowed to use "corporal punishment" (aka spanking or paddling) on you.
But yeah, parents in some (all?) states in the USA have wide latitude over their kids in ways I don't agree with.
The worst that I ever had to put up with was a teacher that liked it through pieces of chalk its people who were talking in class, and he aimed to miss.
Jesus Christ.
Can confirm at least the one I know about they'd literally do a running tackle on you and put you in a headlock. Mind you these were middle schoolers some with actual mental issues.
Late 90s, early 00s, my school didn't even have security. Two pupils were in charge of keeping track who came to the school and would direct visitors. Some teachers would send them to the nearby store to pick up their groceries. It was on rotation and they didn't attend classes that day. The word "drug" was associated with medicine. We used slippers to hit each other with. What a different world, now that I think about it.
my school didn't even have security
Huh? That's supposed to be special?
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How many kids who were positive for all drugs did they tell were negative?
If a kid tested positive for every drug I'm not sure they'd be able to tell them they were negative..........
That "cake" looks frankly disturbing.
Frank is disturbed?
Wasn't sure anything disturbed that guy.
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Actually good parents. They do not blindly disregard negative things about their child AND they admit to be wrong AND apologize for it too!
Actually good parents would be asking the school why the fuck they're drug testing the kid in the first place.
I have mixed feelings, though I agree they owned up to their error, which is more important than being perfect, so they are good parents.
But...if someone was positive for every drug tested for, and there was no sign of it in their behavior, I would probably want to check the test since that seems like an error. Like if I peed in a cup at a doctor's office and they found me with traces of every disease, they'd have me come in to piss in another cup since error would be waay more likely.
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