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[–] Hegar@fedia.io 123 points 1 week ago (1 children)

BLM ... Meaning still unclear

During a really bad wildfire season here in OR a few years back there was a story going round that police reported Black Lives Matter activists had set up check points in rural, fire-stricken areas to harass and intimidate honest, trump-loving oregonians or maybe even because they were the ones starting the fires.

This misinfo came from people listening to police radio frequencies, but not understanding that BLM meant Bureau of Land Management.

[–] Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

"Not the onion" is getting scary.

[–] lath@piefed.social 47 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I believe IMHO is "Immigrants Must Hold Office".

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I M Hamas Octagon" acronyms are hard okay

[–] Una@europe.pub 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Communism is when I call you good puppy :3 and you all happy snuggle with me :3

:3 but I'm not a puppy I'm a leech

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

There's a not insignificant portion of the general public who would be genuinely alarmed by this image

[–] Catalyst_A@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There we go, you killed the joke with reality. We'll meme our own death apparently.

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I mean... I find it funny that those people exist. That's the point of what this is... Why am I even

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

They might see it on Fox tomorrow.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

BLM =

Bend over and Lick My balls

Or maybe:

Betrayal by the Lesbian Mafia

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Bureau of Leftism Management

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hey, the lesbian mafia is loyal. Sure they're all cheating on each other but otherwise they're loyal

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago

WTH = Wealth Tax Henceforth!

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Funny thing is, this meme is so old by now, that "child" should be substituted by "parent", as this is all completely ancient GenX/Millennial internet lingo...

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

butbutbut... i'm gen z and i use most of these regularly. does that make me ancient as well?

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

No, just part of the establishment. ;-)

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago

Lol, lmao even.

[–] krull_krull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

IDK is "I Don't Kneel" you mean

[–] vateso5074@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I assume it's referencing the controversy of Colin Kaepernick kneeling instead of standing for the US national anthem.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IMHO: Imhotep! May He Oversee!

We be raising mummies.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't kneel would fit better?

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a reference to 'taking the knee', I think there was a big thing in American football about that.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah because they didn't kneel to the anthem, so like it's been flipped and I wondered if there was a new reason. Anyway it's so disconnected from real values that the action isn't tied to the tribe it's just attributed by some random celebrity and then everyone believes that. Americans are wierder each day

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

"I do kneel" is a wild abbreviation for antifa.

[–] Lenny@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They could just leave BLM as is to horrify the parents.