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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

IT'S AN UNHEALTHY LIFESTYLE! I'M ONLY MENTIONING YOUR WEIGHT BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOU!

Thank you, but I've been experimenting with a lot of different options and decided that this is...

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE BEFORE YOU TURN 60! WHAT WILL YOUR WIFE AND KIDS THINK?!!

[–] farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 17 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I thought this was interesting, TLDW is that exercising in cold (water/environment) increases appetite after, so it's not great for a person that's trying to lose weight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV88178zjDQ

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[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Atkat@leminal.space 28 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Muscles don't keep you warm in freezing ocean water! Blubber does that.

...Man I wish I had a bulletproof excuse like that.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

a seal abs and muscles were built, because they swim all the time. they can hold thier breath for 30minutes, i think some others can hold longer. the southern elephant seal holds the record at 2hours.

another fun fact is when seals/sea lions deep dive they it automatically shuts down thier digestive system. also seals can survive on thier blubbler and fat for quite a long time too. they have mechanisms that allow them to extact alot of oxygen into thier tissues, blood.

seals are quite fast in the water, seal lions even faster. seals do have trouble on land, as the have to act like a caterpillar, while sea lions can walk and run/

[–] tym@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I choose to imagine you're the polar bear version of jason statham's character in every movie he's ever done.

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 2 points 17 hours ago

Specifically Snatch.

"A seou 'as got abs like a brick shi-ouse's got shit"

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[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I don't mind most marine mammals, but sea lions? I could do without sea lions.

[–] crapwittyname@feddit.uk 3 points 14 hours ago
[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 day ago (5 children)

All of the anti-carb diets are a joke. Carbs are fucking great.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, I sure do like pizza and beer. But my personal experience is that low carb diets are awesome. I've done the keto diet probably about half a dozen times in my life, and (after ensuring my electrolytes stay balanced) it has consistently given me positive results.

I first tried it with the notion that fat and protienn were satiating, and therefore it would be easier to stick to a calorie deficit. Simple. I disregarded all the people who talked about "more mental energy" or whatever bullshit - I just wanted to lose fat. But the results blew me away.

Without counting calories and while eating lots of deliscious food, I lose fat basically without trying and get a six pack. My athletic performance isn't diminished, and my hunger levels drop noticeably. Hunger itself feels less important, and my emotions in general become more positive - I am more likely to feel happy and grateful and to fall into flow states, and setbacks and bad moods bother me far less. I fall asleep easier and sleep more soundly. My skin looks better. And these effects persist as long as I am on the diet - it isn't just "losing water weight" or whatever.

Why does it do this? I dunno. Just does. Typically I eat a diet with lots of veggies, beans, some meat, and the occasional pizza and beer night. But comparing a whole foods keto diet to a standard american diet of processed junk food, I'm gonna go ahead and say that keto will come out far ahead, and I'm not gonna let the perfect be the enemy of the good.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net -2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Anecdotes are not evidence. Even from your own description it's untenable to pin down what your diet even is, other than, "whatever you feel like eating." In that sense it's virtually indistinguishable from the standard American diet itself. Here is an actual nutritional expert on keto:

Should you try the keto diet?

It's advertised as a weight-loss wonder, but this eating plan is actually a medical diet that comes with serious risks.

A ketogenic diet has numerous risks. Top of the list: it's high in saturated fat. McManus recommends that you keep saturated fats to no more than 7% of your daily calories because of the link to heart disease. And indeed, the keto diet is associated with an increase in "bad" LDL cholesterol, which is also linked to heart disease.

Other potential keto risks include these:

Nutrient deficiency. "If you're not eating a wide variety of vegetables, fruits, and grains, you may be at risk for deficiencies in micronutrients, including selenium, magnesium, phosphorus, and vitamins B and C," McManus says.

Liver problems. With so much fat to metabolize, the diet could make any existing liver conditions worse.

Kidney problems. The kidneys help metabolize protein, and McManus says the keto diet may overload them. (The current recommended intake for protein averages 46 grams per day for women, and 56 grams for men).

Constipation. The keto diet is low in fibrous foods like grains and legumes.

Fuzzy thinking and mood swings. The brain works best when the energy source is sugar from healthy carbohydrates to function. Low-carb diets may cause confusion and irritability.

Those risks add up — so make sure that you talk to a doctor and a registered dietitian before ever attempting a ketogenic diet.

Or better yet, just don't do it. It's a dumb fad diet that needs to die.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, the plural of anecdote isn't data. But the existance of anecdotes is what drives scientific inquiry.

Anyway, the last time I was on the keto diet, I came down with a serious illness and underwent a battery of blood tests - essentially everything came back as totally normal, and healthier than an average adult. Turns out I had rocky mt spotted fever.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net -1 points 11 hours ago

Rocky mt spotted fever generally comes from ticks, right? You're lucky to be alive. Uhh, I don't know how to tell you this, but I don't know what I'm even getting from your comments other than them sounding like a lowkey cry for help. 🫣

[–] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 6 points 16 hours ago (6 children)

Carbs are a great delivery mechanism for calories. So good, in fact, that the caveman part of your brain really insists on eating as much of them as you possibly can. Some people have problems getting the caveman part of their brain to shut the fuck up and consequently they eat too many carbs. They do that for so long that that end up having a foot amputated and die young of kidney failure.

Empty carbs, the carbs most people think of as carbs, are a terrible source of nutrition and are the primary reason most people are fat. Bread, skinned potatoes, pasta, corn, and sugar. That kind of shit. You know, the delicious carbs. The carbs that the caveman part of your brain really insists you eat more of. Cutting those from the diet helps regulate hunger for people who are calorie counting.

You can get 100% of your daily carbohydrate needs from green vegetables. You can do that pretty easily because you don't actually need that many carbs.

That said, if you have a healthy relationship with food, are at a healthy weight, and your bloodwork doesn't show any signs of metabolic syndrome or heart disease, keep on keeping on. Congratulations, you can eat whatever you want. Just understand that being adult, especially an adult in the US, that can tick all of those boxes is pretty rare and other people do have issues they're trying to correct, and have to keep an eye on their diet. Generally, that means cutting out the fun carbs even if they're not doing keto.

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

They're really not, but not everyone needs them.

If you're bordering type 2 diabetes and carbs just make your blood sugar shoot up and crash down, reducing or eliminating carbs can get your shit back in check without medication, and make it much easier to reduce your calories (since you don't feel compelled to stuff your face again because of shaky hands)

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

This was me, is me. I had to start a no grain diet to get my blood sugar down. Between that and exercise, I have avoided, so far, having to take meds for diabetes.

I am diabetic, but my average blood sugar is in the normal range without medication. If I eat wrong or get lazy, I have problems

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 4 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Carbs/fats/proteins are just the delivery of calories.

If you’re wondering we burn them in the order of protein > carbs > fats. That’s why we store them as fat, eat carbs before an athletic event, and eat protein after one.

[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

If you’re wondering we burn them in the order of protein > carbs > fats.

That's not true. Learn more about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citric_acid_cycle if you want to understand.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I'm aware of the basics of macronutrient digestion and metabolism, and your description is... weird. Would you care to share a source on your claims?

It also needs to be noted, unless you're eating nothing but supplements and highly processed powders, no one eats fat, or carbs, or protein. We eat foods, and virtually all foods contain all three macros in varying ratios. In the real world we get all three together every meal, and if you're not, it means you're following a diet that you probably shouldn't.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

I misspoke, it’s not an order as one after another. It’s how fast you digest to get the calories from it.

If you ate something with all 3 you would break it down “in order” because you metabolize one faster.

Water content also plays a role in time.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

no one eats fat, or carbs, or protein. We eat foods

Okay, but pork chops and pasta have very different proportions of the above. You can definitely structure your diet to weight towards one or the other.

In the real world we get all three together every meal, and if you’re not, it means you’re following a diet that you probably shouldn’t.

Angry JBP noises

More seriously, there's plenty of dumb fad diets, to be sure. And now we've got a host of medications for basically shitting out all your calories faster than you can eat them to lose weight. But there's definitely a problem in our general food delivery system, especially with regards to fats and sugars in fast foods.

Like, you can be blase about food composition. But there's some shit that simply shouldn't ever be in your diet (carbonated sodas, heavy preservatives in baked goods, lead). A lot of the "fad" aspects of diets tend to take these fundamentals and extrapolate them out to the extremes.

So you have people running away from freshly made rigatoni because it shares some of the fundamentals with fast food french fries.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 17 hours ago

And I would take the pasta over the pork chops any day, although they would be whole grain pasta.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I have diabetes and I have this guide to carbs and healthy eating. It’s 45-60g carbs per meal I think, and the portions are hilarious. It’s like 1/100th of a bagel or something.

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Checks out, if your bagel weighs more than 4.5-6kg

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago

Sounds about right for average US bagel size.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I’ve never seen a bagel under 20kg so that makes sense.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 points 16 hours ago

That's a pretty absurd amount of bagel to eat. XD

Here is a really good program for treatment of both type 1 and 2 diabetes. If you follow it you might actually be able to eat a whole bagel.

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[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago (53 children)

I mean, if you aren't counting your calories and eating in a deficit, you're not going to lose weight.

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