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[-] kakes@sh.itjust.works 50 points 11 months ago

Me in BG3 when the enemies are perfectly grouped around a single innocent NPC. Doing that calculus on how much that NPC really needs to survive the encounter.

[-] inasaba@lemmy.ml 31 points 11 months ago

I found out the hard way that Sculpt Spells (evocation wizard feature) doesn't work on cowering non-combatants...

[-] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It should!

The wording of the feature is that you can cause a number of creatures you can see to auto save on the throw and take no damage if they would have taken half.

NPCs are creatures.

Sounds like your DM was being a dick

[-] inasaba@lemmy.ml 36 points 11 months ago

Baldur's Gate is a video game.

[-] legion02@lemmy.world 55 points 11 months ago
[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

You really want Enzo to die?

[-] LennethAegis@kbin.social 49 points 11 months ago

DM: In a crowded street?
Sorcerer: I then cast, "avert my gaze" and "willful ignorance" on myself.

[-] Lepsea@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago
[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 21 points 11 months ago

Me: I cast fireball.

DM: In a crowded street?

Me: Did I stutter?

[-] YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Sorcerer: Yes as I give a evil grin.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Who is this player who changes his mind to cast fireball? Ain't no player I've ever played with.

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

First choice best choice. Go with your gut.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 11 months ago

"On a crowded street?"

"Does my alignment say 'good' or 'lawful' anywhere?"

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

if its a crowded street then you cast level nine fireball

[-] gerusz@ttrpg.network 3 points 11 months ago

That will just turn the same dead commoners in that r=20' sphere extra crispy. I don't think there are any spells in 5e that increase their AoE when upcast and not the damage, duration, or number of targets.

(Either way, if the street is significantly narrower than 20' then a lightning bolt is going to maximize the carnage.)

[-] UndercoverUlrikHD@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Selective fireball it is

[-] Kidra@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

Forget the innocent NPCs, who's wasting an AOE spell on a single target?

this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2023
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