Asklemmy

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

A drug-dependant war veteran works for another dose.

If you use your sword to stab your shield, you'll create an axe with spinning blades

Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.

Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

Flower boob trampoline

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

rock paper scissors with aliens

Five soldiers of specialized anti terrorism forces battle against some other five soldiers of those same forces, to defuse a bomb. But for some reason all of these operators are from the same countries and task forces and should actually work together. Also the servers of this game are shit.

smack the pads to make sounds and win with high score!

And thats why yo mama dead

Death by:

• worms
• spiders
• your own ignorance
• acid
• ukko
• the connoisseur of wands
• a little bit of experimentation
• your own ignorance (it just bears repeating I guess)

A bird wants to conquer the universe with jelly beans. His daughter has to stop him, but keeps getting into fights with his Roombas.

I built a nice home here with my industrious underlings helping me build my dream lair. If it wasn't for these god damned intruders who call themselves "Heroes" who want to evict me.

16 year old game with ps1 graphics. got major update over 3 years ago in steam.

Your surgeon abandons you while you're unconscious, and when you wake up you gradually escalate from killing spiders to killing orphans.

You wake up in a strange place with some other random people. There’s something spooky there with you. You need to become fix things to open a door and escape. There’s way more squatting and flashlights than necessary.