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[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Squid and octopus shooting each other

Squid commits racism and tries to seal octopus away for eternity

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

"I'd kill for a back tattoo like that!"

[–] Killerqu00@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

A drug-dependant war veteran works for another dose.

[–] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If you use your sword to stab your shield, you'll create an axe with spinning blades

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[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Child with jaundice is possessed and kills an entire race. Unless you decide to flirt with them, in which case you get to save said race and also get a new mommy.

Also there's lore or something? I'm not sure since all the puns distracted me.

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[–] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

A caveman flies with the power of a large head.

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[–] hbar@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago (5 children)
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[–] TheYear2525@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

plumer eat mushroom go brrrrr

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[–] MarcRnt@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Five soldiers of specialized anti terrorism forces battle against some other five soldiers of those same forces, to defuse a bomb. But for some reason all of these operators are from the same countries and task forces and should actually work together. Also the servers of this game are shit.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

smack the pads to make sounds and win with high score!

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[–] notexecutive@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

And thats why yo mama dead

[–] Crazazy@feddit.nl 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Death by:

  • worms
  • spiders
  • your own ignorance
  • acid
  • ukko
  • the connoisseur of wands
  • a little bit of experimentation
  • your own ignorance (it just bears repeating I guess)
[–] OptimusPhillip@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

A bird wants to conquer the universe with jelly beans. His daughter has to stop him, but keeps getting into fights with his Roombas.

[–] vettnerk@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I built a nice home here with my industrious underlings helping me build my dream lair. If it wasn't for these god damned intruders who call themselves "Heroes" who want to evict me.

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[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

16 year old game with ps1 graphics. got major update over 3 years ago in steam.

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[–] wild@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Your surgeon abandons you while you're unconscious, and when you wake up you gradually escalate from killing spiders to killing orphans.

[–] jeanofthedead@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You wake up in a strange place with some other random people. There’s something spooky there with you. You need to become fix things to open a door and escape. There’s way more squatting and flashlights than necessary.

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