Radioactivity detected in Fukushima worker's nose (www.japantimes.co.jp)

submitted 11 months ago by ono@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] PeachMan@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

As somebody who has worked in nuclear plants and dealt with contamination hazards, this is the most unsurprising and obvious non-news that I have ever seen. "CONTAMINATION HAZARD HAS CONTAMINATED A MAN THAT WAS MESSING WITH IT" like jesus christ.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago

"Does this smell radioactive to you?"

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

"No. All I smell is bloody sinuses."

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 11 months ago

believe it or not, but there's radiation in other parts of the plant as well

[-] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Classic Horshack:

Up your nose with a Uranium Rod!

[-] jmd_akbar@aussie.zone 3 points 11 months ago

He was supposed to "look after it" and not "eat it out".

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