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[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

Doesn't even have to make me feel good. I just need attention, even if all she does is verbally abuse me.

[-] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[-] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

If this isn't a fetish, I can assure you that it's not worth it. Get some friends, a hobby, a bodypillow, and some ethically sourced porn, it'll save you both your money and your sanity.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I have lots of good freinds and plenty of hobbies.

[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 34 points 11 months ago
[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago
[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

1- Be an anime protagonist 2- ??? 3- She’s fixed

[-] Asudox@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Thanks. Step 2 especially was the most helpful. Performing ??? was very helpful in fixing my imaginary anime gf.

[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

No problem, happy to help. ??? is my favorite step too.

[-] acceptable_humor@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

You would usually think ????? should come before ??? But when you put it like this it really makes sense

[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Yea, by the way, I forgot but while doing ??? use a ??????. Very important.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

"but she withholds affection and makes me feel like shit"

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] victorz@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Hope you find somebody that gives you affection and doesn't treat you like shit, soon! If that's what you want, that is... Take care, friend.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Cheers mate, I hope so too.

[-] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

I like it when they are mentally unstable and own mutliple guns with their serial numbers filed off.

[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Especially if they wear suits or military uniforms constantly

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

ITS A TRAP BROTHER, RESIST THE DEMON. BEGONE FOUL LICH!!!

[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 10 points 11 months ago
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

NOT WHEN THEY TRY TO EAT YOUR SOUL. FIGHT IT BROTHER, FIGHT IT.

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago

What is the context behind her?

[-] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago
[-] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Better, anime pornography

[-] prettydarknwild@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago
[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I can't believe there was a time when I didn't know he existed. He's absolutely hilarious! Mixed messages is also a great one lol

[-] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sounds familiar. I've decided to stay alone from now on. All the drama is just not worth it.

[-] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Trust me, run!

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