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[–] hikikoma@ani.social 87 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Be scared and horny, gotcha.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I was thinking scorny, yours is better

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

(To be fair, I think it's referencing Futurama)

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

You need to watch Futurama's "Amazon Women In The Mood."

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

I generally am.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 40 points 2 years ago

"Ahhh! Ahhhh! My dick's caught in your wheels upon wheels!"

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"would fuck" but English speakers hate- speaking so they shorten everything

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 years ago

True, we hate.

[–] joucker29@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

I probably wouldn't but u do u i guess.

[–] CJOtheReal@ani.social 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ratman150@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 years ago

The tshirt says "monster fucker" so the person is saying "I'd fuck that" to which the biblically accurate angel is saying "ew" in reply to.

Aasimar backstories be like:

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 years ago

I wanna know what they can do with those wings.

[–] celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago

When the humussy meets the angussy