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[-] GildorInglorion@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago
[-] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

What about "Earworm - The Musical"

[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 29 points 10 months ago

In a world, where a skilled assassin lives a public life as a barber to the rich and powerful. At night they pull of the most difficult hits that nobody else would take on.

Groomer.

[-] PeterLossGeorgeWall@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

Don't mess with the zohan?

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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Except it isn't made up, and it's a phenomenal movie.

[-] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Is it a continuation of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? (Also not made up, but this one is actually bad)

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

No but that movie actually sounds interesting enough to look at.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was based on a book of the same name, released in 2012, and actually had a hollywood-level budget.

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[-] Seraph@kbin.social 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Pedophilia: The Musical

It's a history of the Catholic Church.

[-] JackFrostNCola@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
  • directed by Tim Minchin
[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Holy shit! I'd pay to watch that.

edit: For the record, I would watch this, because it would cover the history of the Catholic Church's pedophilia ring and systematical legal issue dodging. Not for the pedophilia. That is all NSA.

Also, there is a true story movie about how the Boston Globe uncovered the massive scandal of child molestation and cover-up, called Spotlight.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 22 points 10 months ago

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 19 points 10 months ago

Foreign Student Art Film Marathon (subtitled version)

[-] CynicRaven@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Excellent choice. The dubbed version, done of course by first year theater actors, would make it even worse.

[-] cuerdo@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

The conservative roadmap to knowledge

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Spoiler: It turns out to be a roundabout.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Satan’s Cum Belching Anus

Edit: you made me do this

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"This Movie Sucks and Everyone Who Sees it is Stupid"

[-] Ebber 14 points 10 months ago

Fuck I wanna watch that movie

[-] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 5 points 10 months ago

Me too, I would probably watch it with a group a friends.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

exiting the theatre after the movie

"Man... That title was accurate. Can't wait for the sequel!"

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[-] Sabin10@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Someone get Tom Green on the phone and give him a budget

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[-] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Yall remember the slap-chop guy Vince Offer? Before he was telling everyone how much they'd love his nuts he was hawking his Underground Comedy Movie. It was absolutely terrible, but they sold the shit out of it on late night infomercials. Everyone who saw it is stupid. I can say this because I saw it... and it was so bad it felt like my frontal lobe died and became a black hole in my brain. I am literally dumber for having volunteered to watch it.

They knew what they were doing.

[-] dudinax@programming.dev 14 points 10 months ago

Fantastic Beasts 4

[-] EvilTwin@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
[-] b3an@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

May I take your hats, your coats, and your….. svaaaastiiiikas?

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[-] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago
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[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago
[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

If we're going with real titles, hardly anyone saw The Shawshank Redemption in theaters because nobody knew what the hell a Shawshank was.

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[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago
[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

An alarming number of people would say that this film renewed their faith in god. Granted, not enough people to prevent this film from being a net loss for the producers, but still. Yikes.

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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Lolita: Battle Angel

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Jackie Chan: Pearl Harbour

[-] esc27@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Closed due to roach infestation

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[-] UdeRecife@literature.cafe 8 points 10 months ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Documentary.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Mr. Holland's Anus

[-] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

All You Need is Kill

Live Die Repeat

Edge of Tomorrow

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago
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[-] AnalogyAddict@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

The Real Students of Junior High

[-] rynzcycle@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

John Carter

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Six hours of Donald Trump talking about how he would do Ivanka if she were not his daughter

[-] Meuzzin@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

It's supposed to be "Made up movies". Not real ones.

[-] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

Phantom of the Opera II: Phantom of the Phil Harmonic.

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[-] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Tyler Perry's Madea: Fast and Furious

[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

Large Man Cums on Bus

[-] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 10 months ago

"We should give drug addicts better drugs- the documentary"

[-] frefi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 months ago
[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Ghost in the Belly

Muppet Terror Island

Clownfield

Prolapse Rim

Robin Hood: Men and Dykes

[-] StaticFalconar@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Muppet terror Island sounds awesome to stream

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