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My one true love (lemmy.world)

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[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 90 points 10 months ago

Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.

[-] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 143 points 10 months ago

PRECIOUS

[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

Pancreas :)

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

🎶 My pancreas attracts every other

Pancreas in the universe

With a force proportional

To the product of their masses

And inversely proportional

To the distance between them 🎶

[-] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 10 months ago

Wanna eat it? :3

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 24 points 10 months ago

Puppies!!!

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Pussies

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world -3 points 10 months ago

Pedos

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago

Ooh, we doin’ pancakes today??

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

To talk to kitties? Ps ps ps ps ps

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 months ago

Kikiky Nootnoot noot ps ps ps

::rubs fingers together::

Cat's can't resist!

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Come on guys...its obviously potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

You really need a comma in there.

[-] onion@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

Presidential elections? Promo codes? Packing peanuts?

[-] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago

Everyone deserves a Samwise Gamgee in their life

[+] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 23 points 10 months ago

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[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 10 points 10 months ago

Vinegar? As in that that fermented acid stuff that somehow can be used both as a cooking ingredient and a cleaning chemical? What does that have to do with anything?

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vinegar%20Stroke

Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 17 points 10 months ago

Who even names these things...

[-] Luckybuck@ttrpg.network 5 points 10 months ago

You can blame The League for that one. Very funny show.

[-] vexikron@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

At this point in the evolution of internet culture, I am going with either Tumblr, 4chan or 9gag users.

The most terminally online, disconnected from the real world people.

Sure, you can be addicted to Facebook, Insta or TikTok, but those people basically /might/ know that urban dictionary exists, but the idea that /they themselves can post to it/ is unlikely to occur, due to years of addiction to /only the platform i am on matters/ ideology.

Could possibly be Twitter users but those people also seem likely to fall into the /one true social platform/ kind of thinking and fail to realize there are other intractable elements to internet websites outside of what is extremely popular.

[-] Skipper_the_Eyechild 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh, I don't know... the Internet spreads them faster, but sex has been around a tad longer. I'd expect most of these terms existed from before the internet even existed, or at least parallel to it.

The one random one I just looked up, Dirty Sanchez, originated from the porn industry. Shock horror lol

I think they're mostly supposed to be fun/funny though, and not to be taken so seriously!

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 44 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

He is you, the reader.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 10 months ago

You forgot to say that you're big and bearded.

[-] arken@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

48: Live long enough to see yourself become Sauron

[-] Chetzemoka@startrek.website 14 points 10 months ago

Why you gotta call me out like that?

[-] oce@jlai.lu 5 points 10 months ago

Over 60: Gandalf is the ultimate goal. Even after death, you can get the white version.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

I see you

[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

I'm going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

We could all use a Samwise in our lives

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 26 points 10 months ago

If we can't find one, then you must become one for those around us.

"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

[-] lefixxx@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Also loyal AF

[-] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago

Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.

But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

whatever happened to Faramir?

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago

Store brand Aragorn?

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

yet the same quality without all the fuss (the book version)

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 14 points 10 months ago

TOES

😩

[-] ComradeBunnie@aussie.zone 11 points 10 months ago

Get yourself a guy who looks like Aragorn but cooks like Samwise. 😍

They've both got heart.

[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew

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[-] Blackmist@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Pippin is clearly the best character.

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

Ye, Sam is good.

[-] Bonje@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Hi. It's me. I'm the potato. Please end it quickly.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

Shh! You'll get boiled for that!

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