If my toilet was sentient, I'd start going to the bathroom outside.
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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"Let's build robots with Genuine People Personalities," they said. So they tried it out with me. I'm a personality prototype. You can tell, can't you?"
Look up skibidi toilet... oh no wait, better yet, don't! :-P
Since its main purpose is to flush bodily waste, I'd be making it extra happy. Since a toilets' nature seems to be wanting to be clean, it will be very happy with me. My diet produces very easy to process waste.
We'd be best buddies, and I would expect some moaning and groaning. Probably posting about it on their assbook pages.
Wouldn't matter because I'd be pooping in the back yard
My toilet sings swing low sweet chariot
I've noticed an increase of reposted Facebook and reddit stuff in the past week :(
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The more tech we put into our toilets, the more likely they are to become sentient, so this is a serious consideration. I've often worried that the way we treat toilets might be the thing that drives AI into Skynet territory.
I hate this question so much Mai Gad.
I love Freud. I am stuck in a specific early childhood phase so you know my choice.
It better call me master, that food wasn't free!