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[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 143 points 10 months ago
[-] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If this is the pizza for 36 $ I feel pitty for humanity.

Someone, who probably works a shitty job that pays mostly for their rent, comes home way too tired and depressed to cook. Orders a pizza that looks absolutely underwhelming. For money that is equivalent for a month of food in another country.

[-] stockRot@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

You're forgetting the neutron star on the side

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[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

I'm in Canada, when I order pizza for my family of 3 it comes out to like $65+ with tax and delivery, it's insane. Took them to burger king the other day, we got 3 meals and a couple of apple turnovers and it came out to $50+, shit is insane.

[-] lung@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago

Tfw burger king costs same as sit down

[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Nah man, sit downs have doubled in price too. I took them to a sit down place a few months back and it came out to like $150

[-] onion@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago

Bro 50€ a person is getting into michelin star territory over here

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[-] Toes@ani.social 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You gotta order online and use their apps and newsletters it can cut the price by half if not more. They are making their prices punitive for not using their apps now. Domino's should be about $8 a pizza.

[-] Suburbanl3g3nd 5 points 10 months ago

They're giving you a discount via app because they're collecting your data

[-] Toes@ani.social 4 points 10 months ago

Oh for sure, but the alternative is getting scammed. 😔

[-] skulblaka@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

You're still getting scammed it's just less immediately obvious

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 5 points 10 months ago

In Romania a pizza is $4-6 for a small one and for a large one $8-10

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[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 24 points 10 months ago

We (loc: krautland) totally stopped ordering take-out. It gets less and less, worse and worse, cheaper and cheaper, but also more and more expensive. It's not worth it anymore. At all.

We may be just some cheap fucks (as many still do, even those with way less moneyz), but takeout is no viable alternative to cooking anymore.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

The Chinese food place near me still sells lunch specials for <10$. It's the only place I order out from anymore and it will probably close soon.

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[-] bob_lemon@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Gustavo Gusto frozen pizza is better than at least 80% of delivery pizza anyway, so I just stock those.

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[-] theImpudentOne@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 10 months ago

I saw Home Alone on TV during Christmas and the cheese pizza Kevin orders from Little Nero’s was $12 or $13. I’m impressed and grateful that I can still get a pizza for that price sometimes like 35 years later. Cheaper if I go to Caesars and pick up

[-] Misconduct@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Their crazy bread is like crack to me I stg

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It's still a better price for what you are getting, but somehow a large Little Caesars pizza is only as filling as like three or four slices from anywhere else. I can easily finish it in one sitting. But you can't complain about $5.55 for a whole pizza. And the "Hot-N-Ready!" signs have been making me giggle for 20 years.

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Last time I ordered pizza it came out to $30. We make it at home now. Better quality anyway, besides one of my daughters really loves cooking it with me.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

If you are culinary challenged like myself but would like to making pizza at home, here's some suggestions:

Frozen grocery store cheese pizza but fancied up by adding whatever topping you are in the mood for. An "Italian seasoning" spice adds a lot of flavor.

Instead of a traditional pizza dough opt for something simpler like French bread or pitas. Slather on sauce, cheese, toppings. This was my introduction to "cooking" when I was broke.

Pre-made pizza crust like Boboli which is nice but ups the cost. You can also buy uncooked dough though I've never gone this route. I tried making my own dough back when bread machines were a thing but I could never get the hand of it.

Robin Hood pizza flour. I'm sure there are other brands but this is what our mom would use to make pizza most weekends. Now that I'm thinking about I'll have to pick some up

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I feel about the word "slather" the way a lot of people seem to feel about the word moist.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I really miss RES. I would tag people like you so I could always use the word slather whenever I saw you again.

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[-] raynethackery@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I hope whatever they are slathering is moist.

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[-] planish@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

You can make tortilla pizza.

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

...and they're still asking for tips.

[-] Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

It all went downhill when they let the delivery people set the prices

...?

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

You know if you order pizza from a place that's actually good, which is to say not Dominos or Pizza Hut, then that's actually a fair price. That's how much I pay including tip and delivery. In Chicagoland.

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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I remember when you could get a large pizza at Little Caesar's for $5.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I remember when Little Cesar's didn't suck, but that didn't last either.

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[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

Make pizza at home. Stop falling into poverty traps.

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I understand wanting to give people the tools to help themselves but it's also important to keep in mind that this sort of logic has been used to punish the poor and victim blame for any excess pleasure expenditure.

Poverty is a symptom of a failing system and does not fall solely on the individual to escape.

[-] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

You are assuming the people have the time to learn, the energy, even a kitchen with enough space to do it. Now if you're just talking about like a frozen pizza sure whatever but if you're talking about making it from scratch that's a lot of fucking work not everyone has that kind of time

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[-] nixcamic@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Tbf sometimes you don't have the energy or time to cook at home. When that happens pizza is one of the cheapest options. But not freakin $36 pizza that looks marginally better than Little Ceasars.

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[-] sjh@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Making your own stuff is more fun than ordering delivery and watching TV while you wait for it to get there

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