“At this point, the accused admitted he was the one who started the fires and, as his main motivation, claimed he was doing tests to find out whether the forest was really dry or not,” Charron said.

Would an adult elementary school jail sentence function as a form of punishment?

I stopped going to my favorite breakfast resto because every morning during the wildfires they would be loudly bloviating on how Trudeau was out starting these fires to block out the sun and make it harder to grow food so that we'd be beholden to the government just to eat.

I don't relish the idea of adding insanity as a spice to my eggs and bacon. But maybe it will be time to go back for one more cup of coffee and ask their opinion on this shithead's escapades.

... pleaded guilty Monday to 13 counts of arson and one count of arson with disregard for human life...

Wait a goddamn minute. What about the wildlife he killed and the habitat he destroyed?

Charge this guy with environmental terrorism and 1 million counts of animal cruelty.

Of course it's the governments fault, they never stopped me.

Sounds akin to that woman that joined the search party for herself. Yeah, that's bullshit and disastorous, but it's the Onion-tier bittersweet funny.