Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

You laugh, but remember when Apple partnered with Harmon to design these:

I’ll never forget my roommate saying “those look like strap ons”

But does it make you a chess master?

I laughed too loud at this and now I'm trying to not explain this to the in-laws

...I mean, 'lol that's a buttplug' aside, bass is as much about feel as it is sound. An internal speaker - specifically one for bass - would probably be pretty wild to experience in more ways than just a wiggly butthole.

My biggest aversion to the product in question here would be that it's made by Apple. :P

iLube sold separately (4oz, $85)

So, buttplug.io connected to a Bluetooth buttplug, using software that changes the strength output based on audio files.

You can do this right now. Become the future you want to see.

I'm very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?

Also cheat during chess championships!

I'd try it.

Feel the bass up your ass.

Toyota can get you 900 mile range on their new ev with a butt plug, imagine what Apple can do

https://jalopnik.com/toyota-says-this-butt-plug-will-allow-it-to-build-900-m-1850929505

C'mon Apple, you cowards! Do it!

Link? Sauce? Link tho?

Berry White is going to get really popular soon.

Because you know I’m all about that bass

bAss

I could see Apple getting Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann to promote this.

Ok, serious question: Would this not have been more funny wirh the text: "AirPods. Now with subwoofer."