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[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 73 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You should say something else.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Surely they didn't mean that

[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I did mean that. And don't call me Shirley.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 2 years ago

Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

[–] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

Claymore at home:

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bedazzled steering wheels are like hunting with Dick Cheney, there's always a chance you are going to get a face full of bird shot.

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Surely airbags are constructed in a way that doesn’t include slamming the hard plastic into your face?

I’ll retract that question mark. Designing it that way would just be too dumb.

[–] habitualTartare@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Most are designed for the cover to move to the side when deployed but some are designed to split in some way that could cause the rhinestones to come free.

[–] poppy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

I’ve seen the occasional post where the front plate burned/branded people’s hands during deployment if they were holding the steering wheel.

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/p9fqr9/honda_logo_burned_into_my_hand_from_steering/

Also an article about people getting injured from the bezazzling!

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/steering-wheel-cover-rhinestones-nhtsa/

[–] Xtallll@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

An airbag is just a carefuly sized explosion instead of a kevlar pillow case, in a crash the airbag is deployed in a fraction of a second, lots of engineering goes into making them safe. However, the rind sones aren't an intended part of the system and can be separated from the wheel and "knocked" out of the way at high speeds, much like ball barberings in a claymore.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

[–] Centillionaire@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bedazzling and crazy long finger nails is just a fedora cargo shorts for women.

I love those long fingernails, but then I also like cargo shorts, so ok

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Told a couple once "Just so you know, in an accident the clipboard you've got glued to your dashboard will hit you right in the face as the airbag explodes madam, so it might be a good idea to remove it."

She looked at me with huge eyes then turned to her husband who was looking straight ahead with an annoyed look on his face, they took off and the clipboard was still there on their next visit...

[–] poppy@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Do you know what the hell it was used for?? Did they like…pin old school Map Quest instructions to it?

[–] citrusface@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I've seen people do it to jot down plates of litterbugs

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Probably used to hold reports for an on the road job

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is purely a guess but I feel like the people who do this are probably also more likely to get into an accident where the airbag would deploy.

[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

darwinism hard at work.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 years ago

The Engineers who invented the air bag to save lives

1000008261

[–] curlywurly@feddit.de 11 points 2 years ago

I'm one of those people that has never learned to drive and i know nothing about cars... I'm guessing from the comments that the joke here is that the stuff attached to the steering wheel will explode in the driver's face if the airbag is activated, is this right?

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

ha, they will be pretty no more if those bags go off

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 2 years ago

Pretty bloody

[–] Enoblk@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Really all it's going to do is slap your hand with the bedazzled parts, I doubt there is enough energy to make them all fly unless they are pretty loose. But it would still hurt like hell cause I had a Toyota logo on the back of my hand after getting hit by the airbag in my car.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Those logo bruises are a thing. Imagine how much worse these would be if the logo was bedazzled.

[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

i would love to be branded with a toyota-logo tbh. but these seem like they heal without much scarring.