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Who the fuck dives with their cigs on them?
You don't carry a fanny pack loaded with cigs in waterproof bags along with your dive gear?
But what if a marine biologist shows up????
That's completely ridiculous.
I have almost 200 dives and have NEVER seen a marine biologist underwater.
Which is good because I've never had had to share my dry boxed Tiparillos.
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.
Like free cigs apparently
Who the fuck dives with a face full of make-up?
They exist. I was married to one.
edit: Woman who put on makeup before diving. She was not a marine biologist. And probably still isn't.
Only on lemmy do you need that edit lmao. The big question is did you also put on makeup first
You have to if you want to be prepared to meet sexy marine biologists.
Just the Tiparillo...
Hey babe, want a soggy cig?
Why does she have makeup
HOW does she have makeup
I can't tell if that's a painting or a picture. If it's a painting, then that's amazing artwork for any era, but especially for the era in which it was created. If it's a photograph then that woman is stunning.
It's a painting, but yes
Do marine biologists usually scuba dive naked?
Yeah
this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2023
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