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[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago

I'm only silver, can anyone help me grind to platinum?

[-] korok@possumpat.io 7 points 9 months ago

depends, does it help if you group with someone who’s in iron?

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

Even better, I need someone to just crush all day. All that matters to me is making shots.

[-] lostme@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Nah, the opposite is formal sex which is when it's between two people with very tight schedules, so they plan it via email

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

To whom it may concern,

Regarding your proposal of "smashing dat ass", I am amenable. Is there a good time/day in your schedule over the next week? I could likely find 5 minutes Tuesday evening or Friday morning this week or late next week excluding Thursday.

Best, (Signature goes here)

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

They shake hands before and after.

[-] TGhost@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 9 months ago
[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Idk I’ve had a relationship where climax scores were kept. The opposite of casual sex might be a relationship between petty people.

[-] TGhost@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

Idk I’ve had a relationship where climax scores were kept.

Im not sure what to understand here ^^", Thats my english :(

The opposite of casual sex might be a relationship between petty people.

Well, in this case, cant we determine they are driven (as an example of what to do) by "Porn" ? 😀

[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Climax score=number orgasms

No, porn wasn’t a part of that relationship. I was disagreeing with parent comment that porn is competitive sex. From my personal experience with a partner that made score keeping in the bedroom a thing and in doing so made sex competitive.

[-] Rootiest@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Fine if no one else is gonna ask:

Did you win?

[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
[-] Bumblefumble@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago

Casual gaming implies the existence of formal gaming.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago

We also have:

  • black tie gaming
  • business casual gaming
  • cocktail gaming
[-] umbraroze@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

There are as many types of gaming as there are categories of clothing and apparel, then.

...Hazmat gaming: 1) (console gamers) doing couch co-op on someone else's couch and you really don't want to think about the condition of the couch in question. 2) (PC gamers) gaming while doing Half-Life cosplay? Dunno? Something???

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 13 points 9 months ago

Man is it just me or is lemmy actually popping off lately?

[-] assplode@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago

I've been thinking the the same thing! I'm seeing a lot more interesting content posted here

[-] GeneralVincent@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Personally I'm a sex speedrunner champ 😎

[-] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

And then there’s causal sex.

[-] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago

What if I want to.have sex faster than 300,000,000m/s?

[-] drbluefall@toast.ooo 5 points 9 months ago

That would violate sexual relativity.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

In April 2023, Swedish newspaper Göteborgs-Posten debunked the claims, stating that the Swedish Sex Federation's application for membership had been denied by the Swedish Sports Confederation (RF).

Booooooo :(

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

My MMR for sex must be through the roof because I've never lost a match.

[-] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Does undefined count as through the roof?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 9 months ago

-1 means infinite doesn't it?

[-] threethan@reddthat.com 2 points 9 months ago

You must play at least 10 rounds to be ranked. Single-player playtime does not contribute.

[-] SkyerixBOI@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah now I feel motivated. -Vergil, probably

[-] msage@programming.dev 3 points 9 months ago
[-] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago
[-] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

If ranked competitive sex is a thing, then the number one in the scene must be Lisa Sparks for sleeping with 919 men in one day.

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 2 points 9 months ago

Yup, that sounds pretty cumpetitive to me.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Barbados Slim got a gold medal in it.

[-] pickman_model@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Yes. Much like sports, you have professional and high performance Olympic level.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

Man, I should play DMC5 again...

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