647
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 149 points 9 months ago

Here's a pic of some washed eggs in a refrigerator to scare the Europeans.

Bonus:

Microwaved water for tea.

[-] aard@kyu.de 85 points 9 months ago

What kind of monster stores bananas in the fridge?

[-] nrezcm@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Bananas in the US get washed and lose their protective coating so it's fairly normal to see them in the fridge in US homes.

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] Lennnny@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

And tomatoes!!! Might as well eat ice cubes at that point

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago

refrigerators keep things chilled, not frozen. you're thinking of a freezer.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] SteveTech@programming.dev 15 points 9 months ago

Yeah, and I feel like someone's gonna slam that door one day and get egg all over their bananas.

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 17 points 9 months ago

If "get egg all over their bananas" wasn't an euphemism before, I'm starting it now.

[-] DV8@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Once they've reached your desired ripeness you can slow down them getting overripe in the fridge.

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Bruh I'm not even European but that measuring cup got me shook.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (20 replies)
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 80 points 9 months ago

As an American, I cannot legally touch any egg that hasn't been ultra-pasteurized followed by continuous cold chain refrigeration and served in either a Styrofoam or pulped paper cardboard egg carton.

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

I think you have been misinformed. As an American, I can harvest eggs just like the pictured ones from my own backyard on a regular basis.

They don't even cost any money, they come out of chicken asses for free.

[-] joel_feila@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

You must have weird chickens. My lay eggs out if their cloaca.

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

What a noob. Ours come from shops. That way, our entire fuckin garden doesn't smell like a crashed ammonia tanker

[-] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 13 points 9 months ago

As a side note, if your chicken coop smells like a crashed ammonia tanker you need to add more carbon in the coop. Dead leaves, cardboard, shredded wood or wood chips are working well.

load more comments (7 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
[-] Gladaed@feddit.de 13 points 9 months ago

This is pulped paper cardboard, is it not?

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Your pulped paper cardboard.

load more comments (9 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago

The biggest reason eggs are refrigerated in the US is because they're not vaccinated for salmonella, so refrigeration is needed to inhibit growth. The US was able to do that since they have the infrastructure for end to end refrigeration. It's not necessarily wrong, it's just another way to do it. Since salmonella can also be on the outside of the egg they need to be washed, and since they're refrigerated the loss of the protective layer doesn't matter. I guess in Europe with the vaccination it also lowers the chance of salmonella on the outside of the egg allowing the outside to remain unwashed and protective of the inside making refrigeration unnecessary. There's just not enough of a reason to change things in the us now since the refrigeration method is already in place and switching would cost more up front. The main downside is that you can't eat raw eggs in the US which means some dishes can't be made, but the vast majority of the US isn't interested in raw egg dishes anyways.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 23 points 9 months ago

People in the US eat raw eggs all the time. Salmonella outbreaks from eggs are almost unheard of.

Also, washed or unwashed, eggs will keep longer in the fridge. And it makes for a less cluttered pantry. There's really zero reason for Europeans to be smug about this.

There's really zero reason for Europeans to be smug about this.

So I can see that you don't really understand the European mindset

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (5 replies)
[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 40 points 9 months ago

There are tons of back yard chickens in the USA, even in many cities.

load more comments (13 replies)
[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

In the US, there's a concern for salmonella or other bacteria and viruses. Factory egg farming is a horror show in regards to overcrowding and hygiene. Sick birds are crammed in with healthy laying birds, and washing the eggs is one of the safest ways to prevent contamination.

It does increase the permeability of the shell, decreasing shelf life and requiring refrigeration.

If your eggs looked like this in the USA, there's a small but non-zero chance that you'll shit yourself to death. Probably not, but it's scary enough.

We could improve factory farming regulations so it's not a like a Cronenberg movie, but then eggs would be more expensive. And even if we did, and stopped washing our eggs, Americans would still want them to look clean and would still keep them in the fridge because we've been conditioned to expect to die on the toilet covered in wet feces if we see bird poop on the eggs.

[-] echo64@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Fwiw, the eggs wouldn't have to be more expensive, the eggs cost what the market will pay.

The only change is that the people profiting from your poor food conditions will profit slightly less.

This is a common lie they tell everyone.

load more comments (5 replies)
load more comments (14 replies)
[-] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 35 points 9 months ago

This probably goes without saying to anyone who has chickens but a message to rest DO NOT WASH your eggs. It's the stupidest thing you can do. When you wash them you remove protective layer and they can't last long outside of refrigerator. Even in the fridge chances of getting Salmonella grows very fast.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 46 points 9 months ago

DO wash them shortly before eating, though – they come out the chicken's “universal back hole”.

load more comments (6 replies)
[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

If you must wash them, do it right before using them.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

I grew up raising chickens among other animals. Poop and feathers on eggs was the norm. This ‘50s processed white bread, white sugar, clean eggs, etc. that was the sign of “progress” I guess IMO has done more harm than good in some ways.

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Am american and this: eggs is what I have in my fridge right now. Rural living win.

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Would definitely lick those clean, 10/10

[-] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 22 points 9 months ago
load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (7 replies)
[-] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 21 points 9 months ago
[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

I have a picture of my receipt for an incredibly reasonably-priced ECG scan I had the other day if you like? I think it was €9

[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 9 months ago
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 16 points 9 months ago
load more comments (13 replies)
[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

I know hardy har har such banter, but for real we also have unwashed eggs, and plenty of Americans have chicken's, I currently have 80 in my backyard and am overflowing with eggs on my countertops.

Your jokes will hit harder if they come from a place of reality and not only information gained from reddit and social media posts.

[-] MyDearWatson616@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

There are Americans who own chickens and Americans who've never touched one. It's a big country. This post applies mostly to city folk.

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (6 replies)
[-] Aermis@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Am American living in the city with 8 chickens. The only scary thing is seeing eggs in the market go for $10/dozen

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

I'd love to see this city that only has 8 chickens in it

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (13 replies)
[-] Crow@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

But my fridge has a little spot just for the eggs. They look so cozy there. I actually don’t know where I’d keep something as fragile as eggs outside my fridge in the kitchen. Genuine question where do you keep your eggs safe? Do they often break?

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

We don't need an eggs safe, fuck me they're not that valuable

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
647 points (90.7% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

26837 readers
2516 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS