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Try the taco

Try not to shit your pants

Have you ever had real Mexican food? Taco Bell is a not a good introduction.

You've got some people saying you gotta slather it in the hot sauces, and other people saying to get ready to have the shits.

Uh, you can avoid the shits by not using the hot sauces.

Baja Blast with whatever you get. Its the best god damn thing about taco bell and im STILL FUCKING PISSED IT LOST THAT ELECTION TO BE YEAR ROUND IN STORS LIKE 7 YEARS AGO

Dorito locos tacos, or DLT as the workers summarize for me but I am too embarrassed to use myself

Get quantity over quality (many small tacos)

I recommend Charmin Ultra Strong.

Going to a real taco restaurant.

I feel like the crunchy tacos there are such a staple of their menu, that I'd start there

Honestly? Just their basic tacos. Maybe the Doritos version if they still have those. But just get a couple of the hard tacos with some Fire sauce. If you like those, you may like other things on the menu; if you don’t, you probably won’t like any of it. They’re Taco Bell distilled.

Crunch wrap & fries supreme (🇨🇦)

The fries supreme are just a shadow of their former self though, 20 years ago they were the best fast food item you could get

Steak grilled cheese burrito

Beef chalupa

All I get at Taco Bell any more is the steak power bowl and the cheese potatoes. The bowl is basically just a deconstructed burrito and the cheesy potatoes are cubed, fried potatoes covered in nacho cheese and sour cream.

Their French fries are also hella good; they're like their own kind of cheese dust covered fry. But the cheese potatoes are just better

I can recommend the Chalupa and Crunch Wrap Supreme