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There was a Minecraft server made by the Danish government that was a full scale replica of Denmark. I was the troublemaker who was like "oi what's this" and pioneered the glitch which led to American players conquering it, blowing it up, and planting a giant American flag in the center.
Reprehensible war crimes were committed i see.
The one war story I'll get to enjoy telling my hypothetical kids about.
"Hey kids, wanna hear how mommy raided Denmark from her office chair?"
I didn't rewind before returning to blockbuster
Yeah when i asked this question i didn't think things would go this far
You sick fuck.
You couldn’t waterboard this information out of me
You are UNKNID, sir! UNKIND I say!
Well I hope you're happy because it clearly drove them out of business.
I don’t know actually. Walking through blood in a crashed train to rescue people, finding many of them decapitated or otherwise missing important parts does count?
The inability to feel guilt or remorse? It shocks so many people that i actually don’t know what this even means.
Yes this counts . And were you in shock or did you feel nothing afterwards too ?
No shock. I seldom feel anything. I just wondered that such „few“ corpses can make such a mess.
But you did have enough empathy to rescue people , right ?
Voluntary fire department, voluntary EMT (trained for psychological first response) on a catastrophic call. I can fake empathy good enough that people think i am a very empathic and charming person ;)
Edit: and you might have guessed it, i am officially diagnosed with ICD-10 F60.2. I considered being in those services fun (i am disabled now and no longer able to safely serve as a fireman or emt).
Oh that's cool, I didn't know we had voluntary EMT. (You're in Germany judging by your user name?)
How does that work anyway, if you also have a full time job alongside?
diagnosed with ICD-10 F60.2. I considered being in those services fun
Hah, I once talked to someone who was as well, and was also an EMT. I guess it makes sense :^)
Ehrenamtlicher Rettungssanitäter. Yes, it exists. I did the courses mainly to drive as first responder, tbh.
And it went quite well with fulltime job. Driving on the weekends. On Duty for first responder was overnight, so most times i went from work to the station, took over the fr car and left my vehicle there and changed back in the morning. Sometimes with way too less sleep, though.
Right?
I cheated on a partner (with an ex, just to make things that much worse).
I'd say it was caused half by lust, half by my insecurities at the time. I wouldn't do it again, as it was detrimental to my partner, my ex, and myself. I also like to think I'm slightly less insecure now. I haven't been in a relationship since that one though, as I still feel I probably have a bit of maturing / sorting myself out to accomplish before being to handle a healthy romantic relationship.
Laughed about finding a row of human toes before tossing them in a plastic baggie.
Context ?
Guy driving a tanker truck that was rigged up full of explosives. Blew himself up. While pecking around for evidence afterwards, I found a perfectly intact line of toes (without the foot) on the ground, and evidence is evidence so I bagged it. At least it was a DNA source.
And you didn't call the toe truck?
It was me.
I really still laugh about the „black widow“ - riding on a guy near a tunnel on the train tracks. She got up and jumped away when the train came. Her, well, let’s call it mate mate, didn’t make it in time.
Nice try FBI
You got me
Tried to get with an old flame as my gf at the time seemed like she was cheating, glad nothing happened but I did come to find out she was cheating and gasslit the hell outa me
Mailed someone a $20 bill in a birthday card. Didn't know till years later that was a felony apparently 🙄
That's the day I realized that every time my grandparents/aunts/uncles mailed me birthday cash in a birthday card, apparently that made them felons too 🙄 which is ridiculous because these are super squeaky-clean people and I guarantee if they knew mailing cash was a felony, they wouldn't've done that.
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