Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

I'm aceing at it, sadly.

Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.

The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.

McDonald's stocks go up 200%

I'm going to pick my nose!

I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.

People think I'm bullshitting all the time.

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead

We musn't speak of him. He is legend.

Seeing as you can't eat rocks I'd practically be dead.

Not a lot changes

Link and Shulk, doing it 69 style, would have to be involved.

I will foolishly ride my dolly to safety like a wobbly skateboard. See you later losers!

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

Seems like a fun spell

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

I need to work on my temper

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

Bollocks.

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

your cash and your jewelry is what i expect

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

I'm not gonna worry about it

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

The walls are closing in...

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.

I think I'd be alright.

I'm already dead