Ask Lemmy

I came up with the spelling based on the word "pattern", and this was just a screwy way of spelling it ~30 some years ago and it's just what I've always used. I'd probably be screwed if I had to rely on it, other than finding patterns in nature can help animals stay alive, I guess? That's all I got.

I can live off soiled bread I suppose

The best I can make sense of it is that I make my money as some sort of emo catboy vtuber. Assuming I'm not already reasonably popular, that boils down to how good a streamer I can be and the economic factors of going into the EN vtubing industry after the initial boom. And I'm already at a disadvantage because "emo catboy" is a weak concept that lacks originality.

I'm going to pick my nose!

I'm aceing at it, sadly.

Pretty good actually.

Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E

I'm fucked.

I'm a very old Musketeer.

I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.

Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...

With the US healthcare system? Expensive.

I'd be just fine.

It's not just about me and my dream of doing nothing. It's about all of us. I don't know what happened to me at that hypnotherapist and, I don't know, maybe it was just shock and it's wearing off now, but when I saw that fat man keel over and die - Michael, we don't have a lot of time on this earth! We weren't meant to spend it this way. Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Guess I'd better whip out the scarves and space berets. I'll be just fiiine.

I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay

Well, I can hunt, I guess.

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

I'm already dead

But what if it didn't happen in my timeline?

Seems like a fun spell

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

I'm not gonna worry about it

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

The walls are closing in...

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

I think I'd be alright.