Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

Porn i guess

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

Silver Wings of Morning is a Shatterling ship of Gentian Line. Shatterlings exist six million years in the future. The ship is so large that it contains other ships in its hanger.

I will have no trouble surviving in this futuristic ship.

No one knows.

I’m a tree.

I... I don't know. I legitimately do not know.

I guess it's kill or be killed...

Omnipotence helps.

Oh my, this is not gonna go well.

Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")

Welp, im a vampire now

(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)

Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.

If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.

I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?

Nothing changes for me.

She has a shotgun. I should be okay.

I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.

Make of me what you will…

Well, I was almost a music major.

I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.

He was a Chaos Space Marine.

I think I'll be okay.

I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.

I’m good.

Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.

I gotta get to Greece!

Idk.

I’m still here.

Bout the same, but my life expectancy just got extended by around a factor of 2

I mean, you tell me.

I mean, probably wouldn't be bad initially. It would just get worse as time goes on.