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[-] baatliwala@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

... I think it'd be something you'd call an oxymoron.

[-] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I'll team up and be ok.

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 10 months ago

I'm half killer of invisible strong aliens, half teacher of toddlers trying to figure out what their daddies do. I'll happily team up, if you shall accept me wise one.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I'm seriously.

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I guess I am drilling wells? Maybe manageable.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago

Donate today, and this is not a request.

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Name’s Donebrach. It ain’t foreign.

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

I guess something involving swimming?

[-] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Russian fucking roulette

[-] renere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago
[-] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

About the same.

[-] Ticklemytip@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Either really good, or really bad

[-] WanderingCat@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Guess I'm eating a lot of waffles from now on

[-] moitoi@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

If I die, you die. If I eat, you eat. If I drink, you drink. ...

[-] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Oh shit, I'm gonna have to remember how my past me did this the last time around.

[-] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Well considering Huntress from dead by daylight is my namesake depends what she is supposed to keep me alive from. Starving in the post Apocalypse she has me covered, but if she's not bound there's a good chance I end up as dinner instead

[-] ginerel@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I go to your wedding

[-] pumpkinseedoil@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

Pumpkin seed oil every day 😋

[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Welp. I'm just dead. I can make it to level 6 or 7, but this game is the original souls-like.

[-] d3kay@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I need uranium, fast!

[-] jack@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

Sigh... unzips

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I'm just a civilian here.

[-] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Long as I can evade the authorities I should make bank

[-] franklin@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well at least my shoes will stay tied

[-] Opacity9850@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

My opacity causes screen burn ins.

[-] ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub 1 points 10 months ago

Well..., by being charming?

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

I would get paid to help people be assholes.

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I’m already dead

[-] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?

[-] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Tons of way to make a living, but the living is on the edge. Plus problems with the law.

I mean, as a software developer I kinda already have the means to stay alive. I’m an underpaid one, but I’m alive non the less.

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I don't know how this is going to go down, but I believe this strange new world is full of regret for me and those around me.

[-] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Uhhhh, depends on if I'm jiggling the sackles or having the sackles jiggled?

[-] CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Itll either kill me in a burst of inspiration to the dome or be a very colorful and interesting way to kill people.

[-] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Bizzle is my legal name so I guess I'm chillin

[-] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Need to find a way to become a lovecraftian horror stat

[-] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

I am me. Nothing changes, all is well.

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