... I think it'd be something you'd call an oxymoron.
My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I'll team up and be ok.
I'm half killer of invisible strong aliens, half teacher of toddlers trying to figure out what their daddies do. I'll happily team up, if you shall accept me wise one.
I'm seriously.
I guess I am drilling wells? Maybe manageable.
Donate today, and this is not a request.
Name’s Donebrach. It ain’t foreign.
I guess something involving swimming?
Russian fucking roulette
Renere
About the same.
Either really good, or really bad
Guess I'm eating a lot of waffles from now on
If I die, you die. If I eat, you eat. If I drink, you drink. ...
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to remember how my past me did this the last time around.
Well considering Huntress from dead by daylight is my namesake depends what she is supposed to keep me alive from. Starving in the post Apocalypse she has me covered, but if she's not bound there's a good chance I end up as dinner instead
I go to your wedding
Pumpkin seed oil every day 😋
Welp. I'm just dead. I can make it to level 6 or 7, but this game is the original souls-like.
I need uranium, fast!
Sigh... unzips
I'm just a civilian here.
Long as I can evade the authorities I should make bank
Well at least my shoes will stay tied
My opacity causes screen burn ins.
Well..., by being charming?
I would get paid to help people be assholes.
I’m already dead
I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?
Tons of way to make a living, but the living is on the edge. Plus problems with the law.
I mean, as a software developer I kinda already have the means to stay alive. I’m an underpaid one, but I’m alive non the less.
I don't know how this is going to go down, but I believe this strange new world is full of regret for me and those around me.
Uhhhh, depends on if I'm jiggling the sackles or having the sackles jiggled?
Itll either kill me in a burst of inspiration to the dome or be a very colorful and interesting way to kill people.
Bizzle is my legal name so I guess I'm chillin
Need to find a way to become a lovecraftian horror stat
I am me. Nothing changes, all is well.
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