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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I think for me, there'd be some sort of lord involved. Couldn't tell you what would happen, though.

[–] Canopyflyer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"CanopyFlyer" is a reference to my skydiving days.

I have a tad over 4500 skydives.

Even though my last jump was 18 years ago, I think I'd be pretty safe if someone threw me out a plane with a rig on.

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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I am in the Matrix where no one can find me.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I guess I am drilling wells? Maybe manageable.

[–] JackiesFridge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

At least I'll have food.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I'll team up and be ok.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

I'm half killer of invisible strong aliens, half teacher of toddlers trying to figure out what their daddies do. I'll happily team up, if you shall accept me wise one.

Need to find a way to become a lovecraftian horror stat

[–] d3kay@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I need uranium, fast!

[–] franklin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well at least my shoes will stay tied

[–] ginerel@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I go to your wedding

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Name’s Donebrach. It ain’t foreign.

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I don't know how this is going to go down, but I believe this strange new world is full of regret for me and those around me.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I’m already dead

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Uhhhh, depends on if I'm jiggling the sackles or having the sackles jiggled?

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I think I have to steal things from glowing bugs.

I guess something involving swimming?

[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

Russian fucking roulette

[–] renere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago
[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'm just a civilian here.

[–] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Long as I can evade the authorities I should make bank

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

Welp. I'm just dead. I can make it to level 6 or 7, but this game is the original souls-like.

[–] Opacity9850@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

My opacity causes screen burn ins.

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?

[–] ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub 1 points 1 year ago

Well..., by being charming?

[–] WanderingCat@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Guess I'm eating a lot of waffles from now on

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

About the same.

[–] moitoi@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

If I die, you die. If I eat, you eat. If I drink, you drink. ...

[–] Anamnesis@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oh shit, I'm gonna have to remember how my past me did this the last time around.

[–] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I am me. Nothing changes, all is well.

[–] Ticklemytip@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Either really good, or really bad

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Well considering Huntress from dead by daylight is my namesake depends what she is supposed to keep me alive from. Starving in the post Apocalypse she has me covered, but if she's not bound there's a good chance I end up as dinner instead

I mean, as a software developer I kinda already have the means to stay alive. I’m an underpaid one, but I’m alive non the less.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Bizzle is my legal name so I guess I'm chillin

[–] jack@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Sigh... unzips

[–] pumpkinseedoil@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Pumpkin seed oil every day 😋

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

I would get paid to help people be assholes.

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