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[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

10 other girls?! How did a dude with that many red flags get a goddamn harem?

[-] akincisor@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago

Looks like you don't know the two rules of dating.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Some girls are just drawn to red flags like moths to a flame

[-] DarkMessiah@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Like bulls, they just go charging in when they see a red flag.

[-] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 9 months ago

Yeah, I can fix him, but in the strictly vetinary context.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna use "Relax, Bob the Builder." The next time my son tries to arbitrarily stack things that don't belong to him.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I like my new man how I like my new appliances, already working. If I have to fix it its because it alredy came broken from the factory.

this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2024
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