10 other girls?! How did a dude with that many red flags get a goddamn harem?
Looks like you don't know the two rules of dating.
Some girls are just drawn to red flags like moths to a flame
Like bulls, they just go charging in when they see a red flag.
Yeah, I can fix him, but in the strictly vetinary context.
I'm gonna use "Relax, Bob the Builder." The next time my son tries to arbitrarily stack things that don't belong to him.
I like my new man how I like my new appliances, already working. If I have to fix it its because it alredy came broken from the factory.
this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2024
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