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Something like this requires a nuanced approach that respects a variety of different opinions.
It's gonna be hilarious.
That, or someone beating some fake judges with a shoe until they see sense.
One of the two.
Honestly, what is keeping anyone with frozen eggs/embryos or whatever from claiming them as dependents based on the ruling?
I totally fucking would. It would do one of two things:
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The Alabama state government would make me a multi-millionaire overnight.
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completely reverse the ruling.
For real? I think you'd need to get them SSNs, which might be a problem without a birth certificate or even birthday. That being said, if you are responsible for nurturing them and keeping them alive I'd say that's a clear dependency, so I think you'd have a bureaucratic nightmare but a fun court case.
What? No birthday or SSN? It's almost like they aren't really children!
By that same logic, could a business owner of a corporation claim said corporation as a dependent because corporations are people now?
The IRS doesn't agree and you'd have to sue them most likely. I doubt then the Alabama tax office would allow it.
Somebody get Nathan Fielder on the horn.
they're mad we're angry about it. make no mistake, this is their agenda. don't be fooled, fight back
"GODDAMN IT ALABAMA! YOU'VE CREAMED YOUR JORTS BEFORE WE EVEN GOT BACK INTO POWER AND NOW IT'S AN ELECTION ISSUE!"
Is that considered abortion since the jizz wasn't used to create life?
No because that would be inconvenient to men and all supposed principles go out the window when that happens around right wingers
People will forget.
If you’re a woman and vote Republican, why do you hate yourself?
The one that said frozen embryos were wittle bitty chiwdren wif de sweet face and the cute cheeks da woo woo kitchykitchyeeeeeee?
That Alabama fertility ruling? Yeah yer Qanut republiQan justice done pooed the scrooch on that one.
Well . . . enjoy.
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
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