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Funniest sentence wins (lemmy.world)
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[-] jesusrp98@lemmy.world 153 points 8 months ago

Oh no the economy!

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago

The gas prices will probably go up.

[-] moistclump@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

The shareholders aren’t going to like this.

[-] eguidarelli@lemmy.world 103 points 8 months ago

Houston, you have a problem.

[-] arymandias@feddit.de 62 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

“Why did the earth suddenly teleport ten times closer to the moon.” Then probably something like: “how can an object have sufficient kinetic energy to perfectly perforate the earth but still keep it mostly in tact” also “why is the asteroid burning if it is outside of the atmosphere”. Unless Hans Zimmer was playing in the background, then I would probably say “Dear god!”.

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[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 60 points 8 months ago

"Starting to think we'll never get Half-Life 3...."

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 57 points 8 months ago

Thanks, Obama.

[-] the_beber@lemm.ee 47 points 8 months ago

That‘s gonna negatively impact the trout population.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

there is definitely a negative correlation between trout numbers and the number of large asteroids that hit the earth

[-] bzarb8ni@lemm.ee 43 points 8 months ago

"NOT THE EARTH!!

That's where I keep all my stuff!"

 - the tick
[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 38 points 8 months ago

"MY CABBAGE!"

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[-] neatchee@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

"Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm....Asphyxiation, hypothermia, starvation, self-harm............. Dammit this is a difficult choice...."

[-] teft@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Asphyxiation is 10-15 seconds in the vacuum of space. The others are significantly longer.

Just saying.

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[-] HELLZBELLY@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

Well... shit.

[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Or "well... fuck."

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[-] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 32 points 8 months ago

Last man standing, bitches.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

At least I brought my towel

[-] crushyerbones@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

Nooo the economy

(Stolen from another meme)

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 25 points 8 months ago

Don't panic.

[-] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

You don't say anything you just take your helmet off

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[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago

"Well that just happened" - Any Marvel Hero

[-] Insig@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

I should have brought my towel...

[-] skeeter_dave@sh.itjust.works 21 points 8 months ago

At least climate change got solved

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[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 21 points 8 months ago

I love it when a plan comes together.

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[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

This is gonna ruin the economy.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 21 points 8 months ago

what will

What would.

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[-] Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago

Sweet. Not going to have to face that upcoming election result.

[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

Shit....that's where I kept all my stuff.

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 17 points 8 months ago

Shakira Shakira

[-] bhamlin@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Well, now I don't have to return those videos to Blockbuster.

[-] neatchee@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Blockbuster

.... Who wants to tell 'em?

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Oh shit, the economy!

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Shit, I forgot to pack potatoes.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 13 points 8 months ago

Need an xkcd to figure out how fast it would be going to plow straight through the whole earth like that.

[-] quantumantics@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

https://what-if.xkcd.com/20/ towards the end he covers this sort of scenario in the form of a diamond sphere.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 10 points 8 months ago

I never should've doubted Randall

[-] lazylion_ca@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago

See Linda, this is why I didn't want to go visit your mother!

[-] ItsGhost@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago

Really simple

“Bollocks”

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 12 points 8 months ago

AAAAAAAH

as I get pelted by Earths space debris

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

"Finally, it was damn fucking time"

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

I'm Polish so "Kurwa".

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[-] erie09@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

"Awww, my sunglasses were in there!"

[-] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 11 points 8 months ago

Oh. Fuk.

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

"LMAO fuck you jeremy"

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Well, at least I don't have to worry about my student loans anymore.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 months ago

Huh, that's not ideal

[-] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

It's just a little asteroid... it's stil good, it's still good!

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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago

No words. Just stand there still for a second, then just drop those boxes and remain standing there.

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