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[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
[-] strawberry@artemis.camp 17 points 1 year ago

nice ass makes up for lack of boobs, can't be done the other way around

[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 year ago

I'm on the team that doesn't need plastic surgery.

[-] SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Look at my username and you'll have my answer.

[-] kpaniz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] XEAL@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Both at the same time. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be, with a side of thights.

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

none, i choose my girlfriend

[-] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

Same, I choose your girlfriend.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I also choose their girlfriend.

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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[-] bfg9k@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'm Cosmo Kramer

The Ass Man

[-] Wutchilli@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago
[-] Nika03@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago
[-] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago

In the spirit of Tupac I call for unity in the hood on this one.

[-] ptrknvk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm on a forever alone team.

[-] Hank@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago
[-] Xanthobilly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Now that’s a team I can get behind!

[-] StaleWater@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 year ago

I'm an ass man but at least make the choices fair.

That's a great rack but a mediocre ass.

this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2023
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