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[-] faceless@lemmy.world 45 points 1 year ago

yall are fuckin disgusting take a shower

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Literally make me

[-] hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 1 year ago

Is 2 days without shower really that bad? I frequently go 2-3 days without showering, especially if i am not physically active.

[-] moog@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

u might wanna be more physically active tbh

[-] hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago

Some days I work from office just so that I walk to the office.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Please stop going into the office on 2-3 day old musk.

For real. "No one's said anything! Yes, I'm wildly depressed, how did you know?"

[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I shower twice a day and don't do shit god damn don't you sweat?

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 year ago

This is usually considered bad for your skin

[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

I need my balls lickable and my ass eatable

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Even if sweating unless is super excessive twice a day seems super excessive.

[-] BartsBigBugBag@lemmy.tf 30 points 1 year ago

Is this really a post both gatekeeping poor hygiene and implying it is positive? Gross dude, take a fucking shower.

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

Take less showers if you wanna talk to me, normie.

[-] BartsBigBugBag@lemmy.tf 12 points 1 year ago

I’m good, I don’t even want to talk to myself when I’m all stinky Lmao.

[-] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago
[-] tupewe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

(pssst If you wanted the nerd emoji to look bigger you need to add a space after the #)

like this

🤓

or add 5 more #s to make it tiny

🤓

Or use an image to make it even bigger

[-] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

It does look bigger without the space, you need to not be using an app with a horrible poverty renderer

[-] lukini@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Is the sopuli website an app with a poverty renderer? Because it's broken there.

Kinda seems like whatever you're using has non-standard rendering.

[-] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

The website isn't the issue, the issue is that your browser isn't implementing Lemmy's version of markdown correctly.

[-] lukini@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm not on sopuli. You are. I checked to see if it's on my end, but it's on your site, too. In all browsers.

Edit: And lemmy's documentation on markdown includes a space. It seems whatever app you're using didn't implement markdown correctly. No one outside the app will see it correctly unless their app also messed it up.

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago
[-] BartsBigBugBag@lemmy.tf 17 points 1 year ago

If normie means taking showers, I’ll take that moniker gladly lmao. I’m a stinky fucker, I don’t care how neuro-divergent you are, you do not want to be around me if I’m not showering regularly.

[-] trex@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 year ago
[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Literally 1984

[-] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago

I literally have to carry around a peppermint oil soaked hankerchief some wilting Victorian maiden because of people like you D:<

[-] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago

What they're not mentioning is the taking Estrogen part. That'll cut waaaay back on the ick smell.

[-] jan_Melisa055@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago

It doesn't sound as bad. Unless it's really hot outside.

[-] toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 year ago

I get the feeling that whoever originally made this wasnt entirely serious...

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

Wondering if this is an unpopular opinion: if you don't like the unwashed smell of your partner then that's your body telling you you're not a good biological match.

[-] regul@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

that sounds like weird evopsych bullshit

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago
[-] regul@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I don't think smell is even in the top 50 reasons that people end up with their partners, consciously or subconsciously.

If anyone's done a test of whether long-term partners generally adhere to those pheromone rules I'd consider that interesting, but initial attraction, scent-based or otherwise, isn't what determines long-term compatibility with a person.

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

Sure. That doesn't mean smell isn't telling us something though.

[-] NightAuthor@beehaw.org 15 points 1 year ago

There’s a difference between a natural musk and just straight up dirty though.

That being said, you’re unlikely to be considerably dirty after 2 days of chillin inside.

[-] Risk@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Swiggles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 year ago

I like the smell of my partner in the morning, but not after a hot sunny day. I think there are different levels of unwashed to consider.

[-] GrimSheeper@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a musk fetish to me. No shame ofc. Get that stink

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Risk@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

You realise this idea exists independently of decent hygiene, right?

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No I don't smelly boi (it's a joke don't be mad)

Seriously though natural BO? No way it smells bad because bacteria eat your oils and poop it out onto your skin.

[-] balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

some people just have a smell that nobody would like so Imma judge that take complete horseshit

[-] Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Guess I am no match with anime fans and gamers

[-] hazeebabee@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago

Dont let the normies get ya down, i too love certain peoples stink. Especially armpits 🤷

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Let your freak flag fly :3 :3

[-] Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Two times a week is sufficient for most people. That's medical advice straight from every Nurse I've worked with 🤷‍♀️

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