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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you resurrected Einstein and made him read this he would die again

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He would recant the theory of relativity, taking all the evidence with him, and then disappear into a wormhole

Nah man he’d giggle and ask for another hit from the bong.

[–] zedgeist@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago

I hate everything about this. Well done.

[–] FatTony@lemm.ee 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is like boomer humor, but for millenials. Dare I say, Millenial Humor.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So it skipped a whole generation.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They rewrote the Bible for gen z’ers. They should do the same for scientific papers. I still wouldn’t understand a word they say, but it’d be hilarious.

[–] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They what? I'm already stunlocked on the first sentence.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

God slid in Mary's dms

[–] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

What’s the origin of the broccoli? Who decided children should look uniformly stupid again?

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

We trained them wrong as a joke.

[–] exocrinous@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Children always looked stupid, you just didn't notice it when you were a child

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Children will always choose the look that pisses off the old farts the most.

[–] amansman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Let the days go by.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago

This just reminds me that E=mc^2 is only a part of the equation. The rest is left out for most people because the result of the remainder has a negligible effect on the result unless you're traveling at incredible speeds.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago

The Rizz GOAT himself! :-P

[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Honestly, albey looks pretty good with the mcfuckboy cut

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love these "annoying Gen Z" memes

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I fucking hate this and shall therefore subject my friends to this atrocity

[–] newtraditionalists@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can anyone from gen z refute this? You relate to this deeply don't you? It's OK. Embrace it. Perms are your friend. They don't betray you at all. Look how good you look.

[–] darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 3 points 1 year ago

If you think looking like you have a bunch of broccoli on your head is looking good.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Gyatt does not play dice.

[–] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

what a terrible day to have eyes

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Dat hurr is hella doe

[–] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I have no idea what language this is, but nevertheless I hate it.