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[-] nick@campfyre.nickwebster.dev 25 points 1 year ago

Grounding cables do not exist in The Federation

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 year ago

Millions of miles of complex nanowire circuitry... not one single 30 amp fuse.

[-] frostwhitewolf@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I think safety is a pretty low priority in the federation, no seatbelts on any of their ships either

[-] nick@campfyre.nickwebster.dev 5 points 1 year ago

In the Kelvin timeline they have auto-expanding seatbelts that can go down when there's an emergency

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

They do actually they're just not used often and more often then not in shuttlecraft.

[-] Disgustoid@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago

And as a backup plan, real Starfleet officers know how to start a fire using the rocks coming out of the exploding console or falling from the ceiling.

[-] cindylouwhovian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Gotta put Wesley's face on the car dealer, though.

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Enterprise D consoles probably all rely on that one Regex library for JavaScript that everything is built on and has a new critical vulnerability discovered every month.

I'm the 24th century, they're still trying to patch the bugs out of that library - meanwhile ensigns are dying every time the shields go below 40%>

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Seller - This beauty can survive so many fires!

I always wonder how things like chandeliers in dining rooms would look during these scenes lol

[-] JWBananas@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

This is the best thing I've seen all day

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