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[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 66 points 7 months ago
[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 39 points 7 months ago

To become a certified plumber?

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

The only good answer

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 35 points 7 months ago

I guess we all have a little beaver instinct don't we?

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 7 months ago
[-] felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago
[-] pumpkinseedoil@feddit.de 28 points 7 months ago

Can someone explain please?

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago
[-] candywashing@infosec.pub 60 points 7 months ago
[-] citrusface@lemmy.world 67 points 7 months ago

Then you understand how many vaginas this person has interacted with.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 28 points 7 months ago

It feels more like... a... bag... of sand.

[-] reinei@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Wait which part? (Also don't get too explicit because NSFW and also that'll kill the fun)

Cause I can't currently imagine which part exactly you say is kinda like sand... (Granted in a bag)

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 points 7 months ago

lol, it was just a reference to 40 Year Old Virgin

[-] ShadowRam@fedia.io 22 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I see the Im14andthisisdeep crowd is making it's way to the fediverse.

[-] Betch@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

On the internet, everybody is 14.

Also, chill. This is Lemmy Shitpost.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 13 points 7 months ago

"Hello, fingerers and fingerees!"

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

Yup. ๐Ÿ™‚

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

And those who are both ๐Ÿ˜˜

this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2024
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