Nice try, Academy Award winning director Quentin Tarantino, but I'm not falling for that one again.
I like how he just stopped even trying to pretend with death proof. I mean all his movies have some really weird shit in them but like 35% of that fucking movie was feet
That reminds me; I need to go back and watch Death Proof again.
In case it hasn't already been shared ...
You wake up.
You're still a lizard sunning on a red rock. It was all a dream.
The concept of selling "feet pics" to pay back "student loans" is already losing its meaning as you open and lick your own eyeballs to moisten them.
Time to eat a bug.
That do anything for ya? How much do you think I could charge?
There are actually several sub-categories for feet: there are some attracted to the arches, the toes, wrinkly or not soles, stinky, not stinky, always with socks, half-covered with socks, thigh highs, clean soles, dirty soles, feet up, nail polish, no nail polish.
Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy. C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers! If we don’t got it, you don't want it!
I feel a bit offended that you left my fetish of choice out. Feet with no toes.
Best I can do is toes with no feet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Where's ze money, Lebowski?
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
It's the oldest profession for a reason. Everyone is selling their body just one gender can do it more directly more easily and with the Internet doesn't even have to do it with people interacting with their physical body anymore.
When times are rough, some fucker will still be horny.
Indeed, lots of men sell their bodies. They call them the trades because you trade your physical wellbeing for money.
back in the ancient times I deleted my instagram because all comments were indian men asking me for feet pics
Baby jirl u r a gooduss plz send bobs and vagine mayb feet? 🦶🙏🙏
Cum to dubai
You could have monetized that but I guess hindsight is 20/20.
As an Indian guy I'm embarrassed to tell I'm from India because of creeps like those men.
Why didn't those weirdos ask for bob and vagene like a normal person? 😡
I've met three women at my workplace who've done OF material (they wanted me to sub to them on their instagram, I neither do Insta nor am I really interested).. None of them were particularly traditionally pretty, but I guess some dudes out there are into it. Feet pics, fart p*rn, asmr.. I'm kind of in awe at their ability to make money off this, because a) as a man I cant and b) clearly the job aint paying enough. The moral outrage needs to twist from what she does to what employers pay.
It's clearly a recent balance update - women get lower salaries but they can get free cash for a few pictures! /s
Where are all these people at? You want to pay my rent in exchange for pictures of my feet, we can deal.
So, are you sitting down? There's this new thing called "the Internet". Have you checked there? Shouldn't be too challenging, I expect — unless you're related to the cabbage patch kid above.
Their point, obviously, is that average Joe can't just post a picture of their feet on instagram and get money for that.
I had a friend who sold her old, highly used sandals. She made pretty good money off of them.
I just sell my shower water.
Bath water is way easier to bottle.
It's the elusiveness of the shower water that makes it so valuable.
...
I mean, I'm guessing that's why >.>
My feet are super cute but the rest of me is trash, so rent for me. to the job i go
I'll need to see some pics to confirm cuteness of feet. After that I'll take care of your rent
Who would pay to see someone who resembles the Goblin King from Peter Jackson's The Hobbit naked?
Seriously who? I need some money.
Pierce your dick and call it Frodo.
It's all about the roleplay, folks will pay for that.
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