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[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 74 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice try, but you can't fool me!

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Australia is the new Bielefeld

[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

That can't be right, Bielefeld really doesn't exist, whereas Oz does.

[–] z00s@lemmy.world 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The correct translation is, "Oi cunts"

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago
[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure they call shrimp prawns so this is not accurate.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Only baby kangaroos are called joeys.

As are baby koalas, baby wallabies, baby wombats, baby possums, baby devils, baby bilbies, baby bandicoots, et al.

Every baby marsupial is a joey.

[–] fine_sandy_bottom@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shrimps and prawns are 2 different things.

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] fine_sandy_bottom@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shrimp are part of the sub-order Pleocyemata, while prawns belong to the sub-order Dendrobranchiata.

I think you'll find that this is the case in every country.

[–] eatthecake@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

FFS in Australia they are called prawns and the shrimp label will get you a seppo label. It was marketing bullshit and we hate it.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 22 points 1 year ago

Struth! What a flamin’ galah. That ain’t ‘strine. Shrimp is Septic talk.

[–] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I had a real life Aussie send this to me. I think it’s an important part of their culture.

https://youtu.be/Z8mt9Ogzi_Y

[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

When you invest in pud, you invest in your friends

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, I mean, a little bit of pud won't hurt.

[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

maybe jus a lil bit o pud