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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Quoth the military: "yeah, we've been trying to systematically kill thousands to millions of people a year and suck the national budget dry with no accountability in more polite and friendly ways too. Btw, got a spare trillion for a predator drone project?"

[-] Bitrot@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Sorry we destroyed your country’s power grid, water purification and distribution system, food supply chain, and sanitation; sorry for disappearing your dad and gunning down the neighbor’s birthday party; sorry for appointing a useless occupation government protected by a ruthless occupation security force. But how you gonna go and be an insurgent man, fighting us just isn’t cool.

this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2023
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