You can’t tell me that the planets all moving around and shit didn’t have anything at all to do with me drinking, then driving and catching a DUI. Well you could, and you’d be right, but that’s beside the point.

Cool painting. Here's a slightly better looking image of it:

Such a capricorn thing to say.

Saturn is a little bitch so that's why I farted on the kid having a temper tantrum at Walmart

Goddamn Neptune making my favorite sportsball team drop points unnecessarily!