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submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 34 points 7 months ago

according to the hard of thinking today.

That's a good one.

[-] PriorityMotif@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Is there a name for this kind of phrase? Especially when there really is no option and the person saying it is just being a dickhead?

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Just shuffling cards.

Not arguments: slogans.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Chuck McGill?

[-] knova@infosec.pub 7 points 7 months ago

There’s some chicanery here

[-] urda@lebowski.social 5 points 7 months ago

You’ll always be slippin’ jimmy

[-] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 months ago

I guess he should've specified where to.

this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2024

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