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[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

There are no fingerprints deep underwater 
Nothing to tie one to a crime 
And if you seek vengeance 
All you need are instruments of pain

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 25 points 7 months ago

you need your knives - CHECK
rope - CHECK
dagger - CHECK
Lubell Labs LL964C/H - CHECK

[-] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

MURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURMAIDERMURMAIDER

[-] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Mission success, Deapacito 2 discovered and brought back from space.

[-] Midnight1938@reddthat.com 10 points 7 months ago
[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 8 points 7 months ago

I love the actual parts designation lmao

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

And then what do they hear? Pavarotti! Including one way the hell out in Pearl!

[-] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 3 points 7 months ago

Rewatched hunt for red october today, and there is a fatal flaw in the first minutes allready, like the sonar operator of the boomer would have heared the captain killing the politics officer.

[-] verity_kindle@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

It sounded like a watermelon being cracked open, easy to miss.

[-] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

oh i thought this was sxmr for a second

this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2024
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