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[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 42 points 7 months ago

The "Only gay cops can give me tickets" one is pretty great.

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago

This guy definitely has a reddit account.

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I'm not sure what that means but okay

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 months ago

It means he has a login for the website reddit.com

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Is that a website? I thought it was an app?

[-] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago

A web application, if you prefer

[-] tja@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

There is an app you can use to access that website. There were many more apps before, but not anymore

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Huh, must of been cool before but started sucking ass I guess from the sounds of that.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago
[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Oh they already have those.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago
[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Bobby Shmurda

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 24 points 7 months ago

You've got a fart car, and I wanna take it to anywhere

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

And finally see what it means to be shittin

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 7 points 7 months ago

Username and instance check out!

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago
[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 18 points 7 months ago
[-] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Doo doo fart

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

How to say "my wife left me years ago" without actually saying it.

[-] asbestos@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

this one’s actually good

[-] femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 months ago
[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Bring a bucket and a mop for this brown ass bussy!

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