If I knew my teachers appreciated it, I have endless capacity for one liners like these. But no way to know, and it'd be weird to ask
It's a bold move, but the payout is a happy professor!
sometimes a happy teacher. I mean don't over do it.
I will still fail you, if you hand in a paper with no other text than "I have no idea what's going on". Don't try to be a comic either by using one liners in every single paragraph.
But make an honest attempt, and put in single one line like that twitter post, and yes it will result in an amused teacher.
Do you mean to tell me that my research paper shouldn't just be my tight five for Open Mic Night?
My friend ran out of time for an assignment once and just put the meme of "here's where I'd put my [third section]... if I had one!"
Hey, I understand that reference.
Nice job! 0/10
In this paper I will explore the premise of misinformation and it's impact on coursework, specifically long-form essays. This work will be self-illustrating in support of this thesis, as the author will take on the voice of someone that has a minimal and flawed understanding of the paper's core concept.
I have used the following justifications in proofs on math exams
"By hope, prayer"
"By some vague understanding of what's going on"
The second one got 7/10.
does Lemmy need more 3 year old twitter screenshots
That's a sign of adoption. Every platform has those.
Nature is healing?...
We're on our way to Twitter having 3 year old Lemmy screenshots
go ahead
"I'd buy that for a[n upvote]!"
At least it still had a non-shitty name at the time
It makes me say "aww, sweet baby, it'll be okay"
"Just imagine that I turned in a really good paper."
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